Journal FortKnox's Journal: Spam Poetry 6
A friend of mine got a spam the other day. The type of spam that is random words to try to surpass spam filters... but it reads like poetry.
Where we can knowingly eat our ruffian.
clodhopper toward sweeps the floor,
and bubble bath about starts reminiscing about lost glory;
however, of cloud formation bestow great honor upon..
When near alchemist returns home, steam engine over rejoices.
Sometimes near fundraiser panics,
but over avocado pit always write a love letter to defined by corporation!
shadows remain botched.
endoderm genuine fink haunt brainwash reformatory
Key the Keanu Reeves Whoa sound. Isn't that just deep? It doesn't make sense to me, either... but neither does any new age poetry...
Where we can knowingly eat our ruffian.
clodhopper toward sweeps the floor,
and bubble bath about starts reminiscing about lost glory;
however, of cloud formation bestow great honor upon..
When near alchemist returns home, steam engine over rejoices.
Sometimes near fundraiser panics,
but over avocado pit always write a love letter to defined by corporation!
shadows remain botched.
endoderm genuine fink haunt brainwash reformatory
Key the Keanu Reeves Whoa sound. Isn't that just deep? It doesn't make sense to me, either... but neither does any new age poetry...
Em submits some of his own (Score:1)
I'm here hawking my wares you see.
If you find your penis is tiny and wee
and your lady doesn't seem pleased,
have no fear! Viaglis is near!
For a prick that'll make her jaw drop to the floor
talk to your doctor, lawyer, or a common street whore.
This is the end, but here's my little diddity:
Viaglis can cause dizziness, dry mouth and big ole man-titties!
Thank you thank you!
Goodnight! (Hmm...could use a little tweaking, but not bad for 2 minutes!)
My question about this type of spam (Score:2)
Re:My question about this type of spam (Score:2)
Re:My question about this type of spam (Score:1)
Obnoxious, and I have no idea who actually reads email with a subject like "zebra lefthanded carpeting". But I agree with you that quite a few have a sort of demented poetry.
zebra lefthanded carpeting (Score:2)
nice (Score:1)