FortKnox's Journal: Crazy man.... craazy

What's the difference between a duck?
One legs the same!

What's the difference between Santa Claus and a can of beans?
Neither one has a beard!

An elephant and a snake are in the shower, the elephant turns to the snake and says "pass me the soap" and the snake replies "I'm not a radio!"

And a sure-Em favorite:
Why can't Hellen Keller drive well?
Because she's a woman.

Thank you, thank you... I'll be here all night... TRY THE VEAL!

What am I? The poster-boy for Male Pig behavior?

[Em Emalb]

;)

Your jokes, while lame, did amuse me.

For this, you receive several of the points I stole from Sol while she was looking at the sparkly brick my "associates" threw at her.

MUWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA(cough, cough) *WHEEZE* *WHEEZE*

Ahem.

Bless you.

BRICK

[SolemnDragon]

No points this round.

I do, however, award FK the following:

How many surrealists does it take to chage a light bulb? ...A fish.

*thwacks Em lightly with brick*

there, there, dear, it'll only hurt for a week or so. I can't really hurt you when you gave me such a pretty brick to work with...

thank you for the sparkly brick, by the way. Brick by Swarovski, always a happy occasion... *thwack* oh, i'm sorry, was that your noggin?

That Em, such a kidder....

Re:BRICK

[FortKnox]

I see your brick and raise you two pelicans!

Now we'll see who's bluffing!

Re:BRICK

[Em Emalb]

I see your brick, your two pelicans, and I raise you a bowl of rigatoni.

*slides sun glasses down, face looking impassive*

Now we'll see who's got the daddy pants!

Man, my head hurts. Sol, got any aspirin?

Re:BRICK

[SolemnDragon]

Make it a flamingo, and you've gotcherself a deal!

Re:BRICK

[dubiousdave]

Is that brick SMS-enabled? Someone mischievous could have some fun with that while you're trying to wield it threateningly.

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Duck jokes

[arb]

Click here. [liveducks.com]

The things you find....

[dmorin]

I could have sworn that "no soap radio" sounded familiar... [stanford.edu]

You want lame?

[sillypixie]

Two apples are sitting beside each other in an oven, being roasted.

The first apple looks at the second apple and says "Man, is it ever hot in here!".
The second apple looks back at the first apple and says "Woah, an apple that can talk!"

Tell that joke to somebody while they're stoned - I swear they will laugh until they pee themselves...

*grin*

Pixie

My favorite joke

[BroccoliGod]

What's brown and sticky?
A stick.

-BroccoliGod

The Master's Voice

[benhaha]

What is the difference between a duck?

One of it's legs is both the same.

--- Spike Milligan.