macshune's Journal: RIAA/Rio song parody

Sung to the sound of Rio by Duran Duran

In the boardroom now babe, the talk speaks of avarice
mitch bainwol smiles, 'cause the money's very nice
with a boot to the floor, and a jump to the right
you ready your legal best
you think you're something special, but you're greedy like all the rest.

CHORUS

it's name is RIAA and it dances on our bands.
its unbridled barranty, pisses off us fans
demanding high retail prices, it sells throughout the land
oh RIAA, RIAA why can't you be more like ICANN?


Ok. So I've had this floating around for awhile, finally deciding to write it down. It's not finished by any means (or even good for that matter:), but that's where you come in. The rest of the song can be found here. Feel free to make up the rest of the parody in the comments section and together we can make it really cool...or something.