MrNybbles's Journal: I survived yet another easter.

Ever since I was eleven years old the Easter Bunny has tried to kill me. I have devoted much of my time to discovering why we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus with an anthropomorphic rabbit (i.e. Easter Bunny) who gives out chocolate eggs to children. I now realize that this Easter Bunny is a ruse to distract us from it's true purpose: the elimination of Diabetic Americans.

So anyway on Easter Sunday I decided to go to bed early figuring that the evil sugar bunny wouldn't be stoping by this year like the years before ever since moving out to the middle of nowhere.

I fell asleep and had a nightmare about marshmallow rabbits trying to feed me chocolate eggs painted with bright colors to try and make them look like common decorated chicken eggs. While in the nightmare the marshmallow rabbits ran into my mouth and continued to breed from within I awoke and cought a glimpse of that Easter creature darting from my room. On the ground lay a few broken candy easter eggs with the gooey nougat center oozing out.

A true survivor

[Jtoxification]

I'd invest in holy hand grenades, and an alarm system. That makes two illegal entries per year for every household, not counting the Tooth Fairy ! And both on holy Xtian days ! Coincidence ? I think not ! These "thugs and assassins" are taking advantage of religious observations to execute their nefarious plots ! I commend you for surviving yet another of that cotton-tailed demon's attempts to destroy you ! You are a true hero and role-model for all diabetics !