Journal FortKnox's Journal: KoC : Time to cause some pain and annoyance. Wanna help? 24
If it's war you want, you will get it. When you call off that dumb-ass monkey guy, we will be cool. He was asked to stopped farming my commander and this was his reply. Have a good day.
Monkey4321 Re: 44 minutes ago
go crazy, I don't particularly care about any of them anyway. Next time, I'd suggest you restrict your threats to those weaker than your commanders:
orifister 281,172 Gold stolen
My reply:
A.) I don't know who the hell you are.
B.) I, along with about 5 of my officers are 10X bigger and badder than your commanders commander.
C.) The game is about attacking and defending. I get attacked about every 45 minutes, but you don't see me whining or bitching. If you can't hack it, don't play.
D.) If you yell 'war' at me one more time, you'll really pay. I usually play D and not O because of my army size. I have over 2500 attack turns and over 50 excalibers waiting for some little jerk to attack.
E.) If all of you want to attack all at once, be my guest. Enjoy taking the 3million defense beating you'll get.
F.) Change your name. Its the lamest thing I've seen (unless you are 14 or younger, I guess it may be cool).
Its fun to rail on someone you don't know. If you are into harassment (*cough*sloppy&mekka*cough*), feel free to nail el orifister the top level commander. He has decent enough D that I can't get through...
Spy report:
27 merc Ders, 128 soldier Ders.
Strike action: 534,735
D action: 3,462,951 (Boiling Oil fortification)
98 skins, 2 plates, 2 mithrils, 1 chain.
Army size = 2,247.
Rank = 38,062 (hardly an O, and no spies)
Of course, I messaged him for some fun:
Its 'mansticks' fault. He started yelling at me and proclaiming war for no reason. That is the reason for the pain you are about to receive.
Blame him.
Rob him blind if he ever gets over 100k gold, and feel free to hurt any of the officers you deem is worthy of some annoyances.
If they are all outta your league and you have a small force, spend all your cash, then do 5 1-turn attacks to kill most of their army.
Oh, I got a reply!
I guess you don't want to reason. Have it your way.
By the way, speaking of names, take your own advice.
Anyone know this monkey4321 guy??
monkey4321 (Score:2)
Monkey4321 (Score:2)
I don't know who the hell it is.
Re:Monkey4321 (Score:2)
Re:Monkey4321 (Score:2)
249 gold.
I told him not to spend it all at once...
Yeow... Expensive attack! (Score:1)
I'm pissed. I've been deliberately targeting and farming LS's officers and I'm being completely ignored. Not a single "leave me the hell alone!" email in almost a week.
It's almost enough to give a guy a complex...
Re:Yeow... Expensive attack! (Score:2)
And failing.
I'm an *elf* for chrissakes, I have *no* defense to speak of!
PH33R MY F0U4 733T 37V3N C704K5!!!
Repair bills suck (Score:2)
-Ab
Re:Repair bills suck (Score:2)
Of course now that my army is giant I get farmed all night, but during the day I can buy an excaliber every 90 minutes.
Re:Yeow... Expensive attack! (Score:2)
Re:Yeow... Expensive attack! (Score:2)
-Ab
Re:Yeow... Expensive attack! (Score:2)
You should really thank The_Third_Goat too though, he has been clicking non-stop the past couple of days. I would guess that most of your grow has come from my clicking and his clicking rather than your own clicking. If a few more of your officers were clicking like crazy you'd never have to click again.
Re:Yeow... Expensive attack! (Score:1)
Re:Yeow... Expensive attack! (Score:2)
Re:Yeow... Expensive attack! (Score:2)
Re:Yeow... Expensive attack! (Score:1)
http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=102779&cid=
not quite there yet (Score:2)
Just my way of saying thanks for your other, very informative, JEs about KoC. Had I understood the game a little better when I began playing, I would have joined under you or one of your officers. Perhaps next age.
Between manstick and orifister (Score:2)
Rank: 21,679
Army Size: 4,297
Fortifications: Trenches
Attack Mercs: 156
Defense Mercs: 11
Untrained Mercs: 0
Attack Soldiers: 3,984
Defense Soldiers: 146
Untrained Soldiers: 0
Strike Action: 62,110
Defense Action: 6,028,800
Covert Skill: 6
Cover Operatives: 36
Seige Technology: Catapults
Attack Turns: 767
Unit Production: 6
Dragonskin Defend 160 2560/2560
Enjoy!
-Ab
Hmmm (Score:1)
Unfortunately, I just went 'shopping' last night, so I have no attacks.
Great.
Contact made (Score:1)
So thanks for the lead. And the more people competing for the title of "He who has the most gold to offer Aramchek", the less often that you will be the winner. ;-)
His officer, Jutstick, has about 4k troops which
Links (Score:1)
manstick [kingsofchaos.com]
willyhearsya [kingsofchaos.com]
killerbraid [kingsofchaos.com]
Loolywag [kingsofchaos.com]
bigjutboy [kingsofchaos.com]
beavereater [kingsofchaos.com]
Re:Links (Score:1)
I just don't think I can go on...
Unfortunately with only 200-some troops, they won't make a very good target.
Re:Links (Score:2)
I hadn't really considered the 5x1 attacks before. But I gave Loolywag and various others a few hits like that and took out a dozen or so of their guys. (After making a mistake and basically starting my O over from scratch 3 weeks ago I've upped it from 200k to somewhere over a cool million the past week, another week or two and I should be able to dance with the big boys and not just harass the underlings.)
I'm still kinda hoping they will retaliate and waste attack turns on me, I've got no defense whatsoe
I got the top guy (Score:2)
What I'd REALLY like to do is nail Jut-stik but he's waaay to rich for my blood. I'm swinging 5.9 but he's defending 6.3.... I mean, I could try it, but I don't think my chances of winning are all that.
the war is on! (Score:2)
grrrrrrrrrrr........