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Journal NaveWeiss's Journal: I guess I'm not a moral person 8

Journal by NaveWeiss

This journal entry might make that several people will dislike me, but I really want to tell you guys about that. :)

Tonight I had sex with a married woman.
It's all Sasha's fault.
I thought that his undercover relationship will be so cool and envied him for that. And then he decided that this kind of relationship is not his cup of tea (the girl wants to eat the cake and leave it full). I wasn't the only one who was disappointed from that. His Neanderthal roommate was disappointed too, and he told him it's shameful and he doesn't have the right to exist - the girl wants sex but he denies it from her! It's a crime!

So, if Sasha doesn't want to have sex with a married women, I shall do that instead! I remembered an article in the paper which mentioned a chat site where there are lotsa women who are just dying to cheat on their husbands. So I went into that site and went into the "married" room, but no one bothered to answer me, so I went back into the default room (the lobby) and msgd all the feminine nicks. So, most girls closed the window in front of my face. One of them was in a city I never visit, another one wanted a picture of my penis and the last one chit-chatted with me.

So I had a chat with her - maybe I impressed her with my textual skills. I didn't know who she was yet, but she told me she's 45, married and got 3 kids. I told her I don't mind and asked for her phone, but she preferred to give me her ICQ.
So we had a chat on ICQ later, and also gave her one of my phone numbers (I've got 3) and she called me and gave my her number and we agreed to meet in the night.

So today I came with the car and took her, and she instructed me to drive to that garage, which is empty during the night. And then we had sex in the backseat. I can't believe I did that.. and I can't believe how easy it was to get laid...

Yes!

I probably won't be seeing her again. I don't think I was very attracted to her.. I don't think I'll try meeting more married women - the risk is too high (their husband might be waiting with an axe near my entrance). But it was a lovely experience.

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  • While on vacation last week, I saw an infomercial for an agency named Ashley Madison [ashleymadison.com] - motto "When Monogamy Becomes Monotony".

    I was baffled, heh. Many comments about the religious right's claims that gays are ruining marriage were made. :-p
  • First: how did she look?

    Second, I hope you wore a rubber or two.
    • 1. She didn't look too good.. I was kinda disppointed to see her pictures actually, because her voice was so sexy. Oh well. But it was still nice.
      2. Ofcourse. I always have 2 rubbers in my wallet (R3 classic)
  • on getting laid...but I don't think I could have sex with a woman I wasn't really attracted too...although the last time I got laid it was with a fairly skanky chick, for a crack hit, in an outdoor camp under a freeway that smelled like bare ass...but the chick was attractive enough to me, I guess. It's more a mental thing with me I think. If they have the proper attitude, that goes a long way...anyways congratulations again, I guess!
    • Thanks. I will be more selective next time, probably (I want to do that with a student).
      What do you mean in skanky? That she smelled like a skunk? ;) If not, feel free to introduce her to me. :P
      • "skanky" is a slang term for dirty, tracked up (from using needles), low-down, street-living, scandalous...you know, like raquel :)

        also known as "stanky". It can also be used to describe the quality of swing in very advanced jazz bands such as Coltrane's 1961-1964 Classic Quartet.

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