Jeremiah Cornelius's Journal: "Porn gives young people unrealistic and unhealthy ideas..."

Porn gives young people an unrealistic and unhealthy idea
of how quickly a plumber will come to your house.

Also Wile E. Coyote & the Roadrunner

[smittyoneeach]

Funny how we used to be able to differentiate better between reality and cartoons/porn.

Fortune: ""He don't know me vewy well, DO he?" -- Bugs Bunny

Re:

[Jeremiah Cornelius]

Coyote V. Acme

IN THE UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT,
SOUTHWESTERN DISTRICT, TEMPE, ARIZONA
CASE NO. B19294, JUDGE JOAN KUJAVA, PRESIDING
Wile E. Coyote, Plaintiff
-v.-
Acme Company, Defendant

Opening Statement of Mr. Harold Schoff, attorney for Mr. Coyote:

My client, Mr. Wile E. Coyote, a resident of Arizona and contiguous states, does hereby bring suit for damages against the Acme Company, manufacturer and retail distributor of assorted merchandise, incorporated in Delaware and doing business in every state, distri

Re:

[smittyoneeach]

Lawyers being funny tend toward dry, dry, dry.

But...

[damn_registrars]

Mattress delivery still works just like in the movies, right?

Seriously

[jawtheshark]

I've always heard the complaint that porn would make feel young men inadequate. I was mostly surprised about that. I never felt inadequate.... Guess, I'm very lucky.