The Cydonian's Journal: Links That You Should Never Click.

Whatever it takes, never ever THINK of clicking this link.

Depending on your jurisdiction, you might be jailed, censured, tortured, or even sacrificed for the Great God of the Temple of The Tooth. In any case, forget you've ever seen this link here, coz plainly speaking, you HAVEN'T.

Trial version?

[arb]

Isn't that just a link to the trial version?

Re:Trial version?

[The Cydonian]

Just to demonstrate the futility of my signing up for a throwaway email account, and then spending another 20 min to sign up at Adobe's website. :-)

Re:Trial version?

[arb]

If you're just after trial versions of their products, there's many other ways of getting them without having to "register". Magazine cover disks, shareware sites, etc. My ISP has a huge download area with most of the major trial versions and plenty of free software for instance. Now if it was the full version on the other hand... ;-)

And don't you....

[alamandrax]

venture [reference.com] fantasizing [reference.com]about ever hovering over this one [crackspider.net]

Re:And don't you....

[The Cydonian]

Speaking of fantasies... ee sarasaalankaaramunu [kuro5hin.org] tilakincuDu. :-|

nenu woTTi sannaasini...

[alamandrax]

vedhava sannasini gaani...(Translation:[including the subject]I'm an idiot, a stinking idiot) Could you point out what the 4 puns were? Or... atleast put the specific phrases out here... seperately...

Is that too much to ask?

Nope.

[The Cydonian]

kaaka pOtE nUjuvIDu rasaala tIpini varNincaDAniki vaaTini valici viSlEsincinanta pani.

I am (~~ naaku) not (Japanese) cunning linguist ('naaku'; kriya), linguist (since it's punning across three languages of course).

Or should I talk about the rolloping fantasy that them teLLOLu call as 'cunnilingus'?

On other news, someone summarized the difference between bharaatavani and paaki-land [industelegraph.com] in a single sentence.