johnkoer's Journal: I am not a lawyer!

If you have been reading slashdot for any amount of time, you know the term IANAL. For those of you who don't know, it means I Am Not A Lawyer, and it is used when someone gives some pathetic attempt at legal advice. A few days ago I saw someone post:

IANAL, but I read a lot of slashdot

I thought this was one of the funniest things I had read all week, but it got me thinking, there must be many more of these types of responses that could be equally amusing, so here are a few I came up with:

IANAL, but:

-I watch a lot of Law and Order
-I f**ked the fat chick from The Practice
-I was the retarded guy on LA Law
-I have been sued by the RIAA
-I have made several appearences on COPS
-I was a defendant in The People's Court
-Judge Judy has told me "Shut your mouth" on more than one occasion.
-I did stay at a holiday inn express last night
-I AM BATMAN!
-I'm Troy McClure and you may remember me from such rants as "I hate the RIAA" and "When will the M$ viruses end."