A55M0NKEY's Journal: I would save this for an asteroid post if I could remember

I made this up in my car on the way to work. I have to write it down before I forget. It's to the tune ( sort of ) of Oliver Twist's 'Got to pick a pocket or two'.

In the Yuc-a-tan pen-in-su-la in Mex-i-co,
In the ground you can see there's a ver-y big hole!
It was formed sixty-five mil-yun years a-go,
And killed off all the di-no-saurs and turned the plants to coal!

It was caused by a pe-ta-ton blast!
Which came from a bront-o-saur-us' ass!
Mon-te-zu-ma's revenge,
Can happen again...

So don't eat a bur-it-to you don't know,
On vacation down in Ye Old Mex-i-co!