Linux Thought Leader's Journal: As your new thought overlord...

Bow down before the one your serve! I am the Linux Thought Leader. You will follow my every Svengali-esque desire and whim. You will write uncommented code. You will try to use deprecated keywords from pre-ANSI C. You will cut-and-paste from badly written header files because you only want to be known as a kernel contributor. You will never get laid! Muwhahahahahaha!