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Pope Slackman's Journal: Introducing...The AD-GOATER! 1

Journal by Pope Slackman
(Unfortunately, there's no "GOAT SEX" topic icon.)

Shortly after Starship Trooper's ad killer came to my attention,
I was "talking" to my "homeboy" Cobalt on "IM" about how I had set up a local mirror on one of my domains.
He said something to the effect of "I'd rather use yours, I don't think you'd do anything malicious,
like turning the ads into goatse.cx links".

Instantly, I was inspired. Looking at the code, I realized it would be positively trivial for me to do such a thing.

So I did it.

Here it is:
-----------------CUT------------------
//Ad-Goater hack based on ad-killer originally posted by Starship Trooper

function delAds()
{
    var iframes = document.getElementsByTagName('IFRAME');
    var imgs = document.getElementsByTagName('IMG');
    var i;
    for(i = 0; i < iframes.length; ++i) {
        iframes[i].src = 'http://goatse.cx/hello.jpg';
        iframes[i].width = 480;
        iframes[i].height = 360;
    }
    for(i = 0; i < imgs.length; ++i)
        if(
           (imgs[i].width > 450 && imgs[i].width < 500)
           ||
           (imgs[i].width > 300 && imgs[i].width < 350) && (imgs[i].height > 250 && imgs[i].height < 300)
           ||
           (imgs[i].width == 234)
           )
           {
            imgs[i].src = "http://goatse.cx/hello.jpg";
            imgs[i].width = 480;
            imgs[i].height = 360;
            imgs[i].alt = "HELLO!";
           }
}
---------------END CUT------------------

Take that, put it into a file, and call it as you would the original ad-killer script.
(Or, better, replace your publically available ad-killer with the goater!)

Viola! Giant, annoying, goatse images instead of ads!

You can find the original killer here:
http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=28988&threshold=-1&commentsort=3&tid=153&mode=thread&cid=3115825
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