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Journal by FortKnox on Thursday December 11, 2003 @04:46PM

Ugh, Joey was up ALL NIGHT LONG last night. I think I accumulated a total of 2 hours of sleep in 15 minute intervals. So I've got caffeine in my system and using the web during compiles and deploys to keep my mind occupied so it won't shut off.

And what happens??
No one posts anything so the only thing worth reading is the front page (boooooooring!).

So this JE is coffee talk... I'll start us off on a topic, and we'll discuss it amongst ourselves...

In 'adult movie' DVDs, what do you think is said on the director commentary? (yes, its a joke, but seriously, you guys are dull today) :-P

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Sick day here (Score:1)

by MacBrave ( 247640 ) writes:

Stayed home from work today to help my wife take care of the kids. The three youngest (9, 7 & 5 months) are sick. Hopefully the oldest (12) won't come down with it as well. Had plans to drive to the Cincinnati area this weekend to visit in-laws. If they don't get better those plans may get cancelled.
- Re:Sick day here (Score:2)
  
  by FortKnox ( 169099 ) writes:
  
  No way? I'm from Cincy (east side), so you can come visit me and we can add 'croup' to your illness list in the family ;-)
  - Re:Sick day here (Score:1)
    
    by MacBrave ( 247640 ) writes:
    
    I live in Indiana, about 40 miles north and a little west of Indianapolis. Somewhat of a small world, heh? My wife has relatives that live north of Cincy, in Monroe I believe.
    
    No thank's on the croup, the flu is enough for us. :)
HEy! (Score:3, Funny)

by SolemnDragon ( 593956 ) * writes: <solemndragon AT gmail DOT com> on Thursday December 11, 2003 @04:55PM (#7693249) Homepage Journal

What am i, chopped liver? Not only did i post... i sent you an email! *poke* go read it!
sol

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- Re:HEy! (Score:2)
  
  by Abm0raz ( 668337 ) writes:
  
  What am i, chopped liver?
  
  After hearing about your diet restrictions, I think you may have a chopped liver. ;)
  
  -Ab
  - Re:HEy! (Score:2)
    
    by turg ( 19864 ) * writes:
    
    No, she's only allowed to eat liver on alternate Tuesdays when the sun is shining.
- Speaking of which, am I going to get anything? (Score:1)
  
  by insanecarbonbasedlif ( 623558 ) writes:
  
  Hunter and Wings sound the most intriguing, but I'm not sure if you still have my email floating around or not. I thought I'd wait for a little while and see, but since it's coffee talk time, and you brought it up...
- I got your email (Score:1)
  
  by heliocentric ( 74613 ) * writes:
  
  I got your email and while the cream did sound interesting I and my mate appear to both be happy with my length and stamina.
  
  Now, your interest in selling me prescription drugs without a prescription does appeal to me.
Slow? (Score:1)

by Saige ( 53303 ) writes:

You wanna talk slow? Imagine how I'm feeling this week, waiting to hear back about a job I really want in a location I really want, knowing I won't hear anything until Monday, and really wanting that day to come.

LONGEST. WEEK. EVER.

My gods, I can't believe it's still only Thursday! It feels like it has to be Sunday by now...

Sorry to hear about the lack of sleep. That'll be me, someday, after other things settle down and we get to the kids...
- Re:Slow? (Score:1)
  
  by insanecarbonbasedlif ( 623558 ) writes:
  
  LONGEST. WEEK. EVER.
  
  Not to be a spelling nazi, but I do believe that should be spelled "EVAR" in the above situation.
wait a second (Score:3, Funny)

by blinder ( 153117 ) writes: <[blinder.dave] [at] [gmail.com]> on Thursday December 11, 2003 @04:57PM (#7693279) Homepage Journal

you guys are dull today

execuse me... but I'm dull everyday. I mean, good god man, just go read [slashdot.org] my latest JE. Holy crap... that is dull.

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  by account_deleted ( 4530225 ) * writes:
  
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pr0n dir com (Score:2)

by ellem ( 147712 ) * writes:

pr0n Director: In this scene we try to split Jenna in two.
Jenna: But my privates are elasticsed now.
pD: If you notice the boom like is visible in the upper left hand side of the screen.
Jenna: Upper left hand side of the screen? It hits my forhead.
Boom Operator: I was wiping your head.
here's some more boring reading for you (Score:2)

by dubiousdave ( 618128 ) writes:

Here [slashdot.org] is some more boring stuff for you to read. I wrote it just for you. It's too boring to journal about otherwise.
Oh, hey, maybe you can help me think of a new sig. (Score:1)

by insanecarbonbasedlif ( 623558 ) writes:

Wow. I barely fit that sentence into the subject line. My sig was getting old, so I rotated it, and now it's just strange... I need a new one, but my creative streak has slipped away.
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  by account_deleted ( 4530225 ) * writes:
  
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  - Re:Oh, hey, maybe you can help me think of a new s (Score:1)
    
    by insanecarbonbasedlif ( 623558 ) writes:
    
    I think I've worked through all those except number 4 in my time at /.
    
    Now, you've given me seeds of new ideas, but... oooh. Maybe I'll make my sig a list of sig ideas... bizarre.
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- Re:Oh, hey, maybe you can help me think of a new s (Score:3, Funny)
  
  by LPetrazickis ( 557952 ) writes:
  
  Have sex, will travel.
  
  My stapler is not a sex toy.
  
  Does this post make my butt look big?
  
  I get custody of Slashdot on alternate weekends.
  
  Come get my liver.
  
  Currently recovering from massive *censored* trauma.
  
  Federal Bikini Atoll Inspector
  
  Vote InsaneCarbonBasedLif in 2004!
  
  Is this a sigs-optional kind of place? Cause I am totally down with that if you know what I mean.
  
  Nudge nudge sig sig.
  
  If you sig me, do I not blush?
  
  What's in this breathing fad for me?
  
  Sig stolen. Pleas
  - Re:Oh, hey, maybe you can help me think of a new s (Score:2)
    
    by FortKnox ( 169099 ) writes:
    
    Is this a sigs-optional kind of place? Cause I am totally down with that if you know what I mean.
    
    LMFAO! I may steal that one! LOL!
    - - Re:Oh, hey, maybe you can help me think of a new s (Score:2)
        
        by LPetrazickis ( 557952 ) writes:
        
        LMFAO = L**gh*ng m* fucking *ss *ff.;)
        
        IHBT. IHL. HAND.;)
    - Is this a sigs-optional kind of place? Cause I am (Score:2)
      
      by LPetrazickis ( 557952 ) writes:
      
      LMFAO! I may steal that one! LOL!
      
      Well, you are free to use it, but I've just changed my own sig to it, so the impact might be reduced.;)
- Re:Oh, hey, maybe you can help me think of a new s (Score:1)
  
  by buffer-overflowed ( 588867 ) writes:
  
  Link to job center.
  
  Back to work for me, unlike FK, I don't have much time between compiles and deploys today. :-)
  - Re:Oh, hey, maybe you can help me think of a new s (Score:1)
    
    by insanecarbonbasedlif ( 623558 ) writes:
    
    That's what it was before I just changed it the last time... then it became a random list of "r" words; very boring, if I do say so myself.
- Re:Oh, hey, maybe you can help me think of a new s (Score:2)
  
  by turg ( 19864 ) * writes:
  
  I barely fit that sentence into the subject line.
  
  Your username seems to indicate that this is a recurring problem for you.
  - Re:Oh, hey, maybe you can help me think of a new s (Score:1)
    
    by insanecarbonbasedlif ( 623558 ) writes:
    
    Yeah, it's true. I've always been too wordy.
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- Re:I thought it said "Snow Day" (Score:2)
  
  by FortKnox ( 169099 ) writes:
  
  Yesterday I had a JE titled "Harry and the Croup" which was about how my son had the croup.
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    - Re:I thought it said "Snow Day" (Score:2)
      
      by bethanie ( 675210 ) * writes:
      
      Hey, Montag's got it right in my household. Hubby gets up at 5:30 in the morning to get his ass to work to keep us in kibble; I can sleep till whenever Kiddo feels like waking up again, and take a nap during the day (maybe). Just makes sense that I should be the one getting up through the night.
      
      Yup. Slow day. Slow slow slow.
      
      ....Bethanie....
      - Re:I thought it said "Snow Day" (Score:2)
        
        by FortKnox ( 169099 ) writes:
        
        My wife gets up on days she doesn't work, but we rotate on days she does. Although, she normally gets up 80% of the time, so I owed her the favor this past night.
digital camera (Score:2)

by turg ( 19864 ) * writes:

Got a new digital camera today. I'll write a review when I've played with it a bit.
Wasn't that in the Onion recently? (Score:2, Informative)

by Pirogoeth ( 662083 ) writes:

I believe the headline went:

"Porn DVD Commentary Revealed to Contain Only More Moaning"
Good (Score:1)

by gmhowell ( 26755 ) writes:

Good thing that it's been slow, or I might not have gotten any chores done. Had to find out why dishwasher is on the fritz (a little sensor about the size of a quarter. I'm thinking of jumping it to let it work until the sensor arrives. At least the sensor will cost less than a visit from a repairman.) Then I had to remove about a pound of hair from the trap in Angie's sink. Joseph helped empty stuff out from under it. Then, for some reason, wanted to pour a brand new bottle of bubble bath on the carpet. Wh
You could always come over here... (Score:2)

by Some Woman ( 250267 ) * writes:

And watch my lab partner consume pens. No, really- he actually chews them into pieces and everything. It's fascinatingly weird.
- Re:You could always come over here... (Score:1)
  
  by lab16 ( 416283 ) writes:
  
  I hope he doesn't consume the ink, that would be more scary than it would be weird. As for me, I like to consume the plastic lids of water bottles. It takes a long time to chew it up into edible pieces, but it is worth it in the end.
Comment tracks on DVDs (Score:1)

by wheany ( 460585 ) writes:

How about a "drunken friends" or "night at the local cinema" comment track?

You could have an idiot that gets a phone call in the middle of the movie, a guy that repeats every other line in the film (and every "cool" one), and someone who says "the next part is really cool when the guy's head explodes!" and other such "commentary". You could also use the subtitles to add MST3K-like silhouettes of the crowd.
- Re:Comment tracks on DVDs (Score:2)
  
  by TechnoLust ( 528463 ) writes:
  
  "night at the local cinema" comment track?
  LOL! Don't forget the movie with a 3 year old track... "What's that man doing?" "Is that man a good guy or a bad guy?" "Why is he driving that man's car?" "Are they going to show that choo choo again?" "Is he being mean to that guy?" :-)
Something to read... (Score:2)

by Tattva ( 53901 ) writes:

If you're looking for something to read I've added a new, rare journal entry here [slashdot.org], talking about my latest theory about the ultimate cause of the Iraq war.

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Sick day here (Score:1)

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HEy! (Score:3, Funny)

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Speaking of which, am I going to get anything? (Score:1)

I got your email (Score:1)

Slow? (Score:1)

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wait a second (Score:3, Funny)

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pr0n dir com (Score:2)

here's some more boring reading for you (Score:2)

Oh, hey, maybe you can help me think of a new sig. (Score:1)

Re: (Score:2)

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Is this a sigs-optional kind of place? Cause I am (Score:2)

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Re:I thought it said "Snow Day" (Score:2)

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Re:I thought it said "Snow Day" (Score:2)

digital camera (Score:2)

Wasn't that in the Onion recently? (Score:2, Informative)

Good (Score:1)

You could always come over here... (Score:2)

Re:You could always come over here... (Score:1)

Comment tracks on DVDs (Score:1)

Re:Comment tracks on DVDs (Score:2)

Something to read... (Score:2)

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