Cpl Laque's Journal: Moderation

WTF?? I have been chosen to be a moderator every other day for the past 2 weeks. Readin slashdot isn't my job. I am married with 2 kids, I work full time and go to school 3/4 time. and moderate slashdot?!!! Christ they should practically pay me for how much work I've done. I could just not moderate but thats not my nature. I must do the job right. CowboyNeal is taking advatage of my marine nature.
The 11 Slashdot gerneral orders
1)I will take charge of this post and all trolls in views sir!
2)I will browse all stories in a military manner, keeping always on the alert and observing everything that posts within sight.
3. Report all violations of moderation I am instructed to enforce.
4. To repeat all calls for moderation more distant than threshold I am browsing.
5. Quit my post only when 5 moderation points are relieved.
6. To receive, obey, and pass on to the moderator who relieves me, all orders from the CowboyNeal, CmdrTaco, Officers, and Non-Commissioned Officers of the guard only.
7. Post to no story I am moderating.
8. Give the alarm in case of flaming or trolling.
9. To call the CowboyNeal in any case not covered by instructions.
10. Salute all Interestings, Instightfuls, and Funnies.
11. Be especially watchful at night and during the time for goatse.cx, to moderate all persons on or near my post, and to allow no one to post without proper karma
Update: Moderator again 12/7/03 and again on 12/9/03and again12/13/03(whoa a four day break!)and again 12/17/03