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Tips for Peter Jackson - How to win an Oscar for Lord of the Rings
-The shorts have got to go dude. Wear a revealing outfit to the ceremony.
-A graphic Aragorn / Arwen sex seen is a must.
-Frodo needs to explore the male side of his sexuality.
-Put swastikas on the orc uniforms.
-Show how the hobbits have overcome institutional height discrimination.
-Have Miramax distribute your film instead of New Line.
-Change the setting from Middle Earth to Europe 1944.
-Change the actors. Try the following: Frodo=Tom Hanks, Aragorn=Kevin Costner, Sam=Jack Nicholson, Arwen=Sally Field, Eowyn=Meryl Streep, Gollum's voice=James Earl Jones.
-The shorts have got to go dude. Wear a revealing outfit to the ceremony.
-A graphic Aragorn / Arwen sex seen is a must.
-Frodo needs to explore the male side of his sexuality.
-Put swastikas on the orc uniforms.
-Show how the hobbits have overcome institutional height discrimination.
-Have Miramax distribute your film instead of New Line.
-Change the setting from Middle Earth to Europe 1944.
-Change the actors. Try the following: Frodo=Tom Hanks, Aragorn=Kevin Costner, Sam=Jack Nicholson, Arwen=Sally Field, Eowyn=Meryl Streep, Gollum's voice=James Earl Jones.
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