Steve 'Rim' Jobs's Journal: It has begun

My Karma whoring seems to be doing well so far. Very soon I will have summoned Karma great enough to launch a massive assault upon all of Slashdot. Most of all I'll rig my posts to piss off all the Slashdot trolls. They'll rue the day the messed with Sir Haxalot. YOU HEAR ME TROLLS? This new account will reach "excellent" Karma and there's not a goddamn thing you can do about it!