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Archangel_Azazel's Journal: God Thinks

Journal by Archangel_Azazel

"God Thinks"

God thinks all blacks are obsolete farm equipment
God thinks the jews killed his son and must be punished
God thinks the white man is Satan
God, they know what God thinks
God thinks we should all convert to Judaism
God thinks we must all be Christians and
God thinks we should all embrace Islam
God thinks the only true religion is Hinduism

And I, I know what God thinks,
God thinks you're a waste of flesh
God prefers an atheist, God! God!
God thinks all people like you are hateful
God thinks all people like you are
Self-righteous, judgmental,
First to throw the stone
And you're using His name
For your own protection (agenda)

God thinks the sun revolves around the Earth
God thinks there was something very
Wrong with Copernicus
God thinks abortion is murder and
God thinks everything that science gave us is wrong
God thinks women deserve it
God thinks AIDS is a form of punishment

I hate people who blame the Devil for
Their own shortcomings and
I hate people who thank God when things go right
And I, I know what God thinks,

God thinks you're an idiot
God prefers a heretic, God! God!
God is a Liberal, God is a Democrat
God wants you to vote Republican
Never trust a man who puts words
In the mouth of God and says it's absolute truth
It's lies and it smells like death and it's all
In a day's work taking money from the poor
Why do you think that God would need your
Dirty money if He wanted to start a holy war

Self-righteous, judgmental, first to throw the stone
And you're using his name for your own protection
God thinks puppies need to die and
God thinks babies need to drown 'cause
God is neither good nor bad
God is you and me
God is everything
God thinks everything

Think about it.

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