ChesireKat's Journal: Chihuahua

> Two women were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a
> Doberman pinscher and the other had a Chihuahua. As
> they sauntered down the street, the one with the
> Doberman said to her friend, "Let's go over to that
> bar and get something to drink."
> The one with the Chihuahua said, "We can't go in
> there. We've got dogs with us."
> The one with the Doberman said, "Just follow my lead."
> They walked over to the bar and the one with the

> Doberman put on a pair of dark glasses and started to
> walk in. The bouncer at the door said, "Sorry, Lady, no pets allowed."
> The woman with the Doberman said, "You don't
> understand. This is my Seeing-Eye dog."
> The bouncer said, "A Doberman pinscher?"
> The woman said, "Yes, they're using them now. They're
> very good."
> The bouncer said, "OK, come on in."
> The lady with the Chihuahua figured convincing him a
> Chihuahua was a seeing eye dog may be too far fetched,but thought "what
the
> heck", so she put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk in.
> Once again the bouncer said, "Sorry, lady, no pets
> allowed."
> The one with the Chihuahua said, "You don't
> understand. This is my Seeing-Eye dog."
> The bouncer said, "A Chihuahua?"
> The woman with the Chihuahua said, "A Chihuahua? They
> gave me a freaking Chihuahua???!!"

Hmpf.

[Phroggy]

Silly dog owners. Most cat owners are sensible enough not to try to drag their pets with them everywhere they go. :-P