Journal FortKnox's Journal: Eugene's Moment of Triumph! 39
This JE has a religious undertone, so if that bothers you, just read the last half of eugene's comment to appreciate the michael zinger ;-)
Here's a science article thats hidden from the front page: Praying Doesn't Help.
Now that you are finished reading that, please read eugene's reply (and the correlating parent makes a good point).
Way to not only have a GREAT point, but the added michael zinger made me laugh so hard. Way to brighten my day, eugene :-)
Here's a science article thats hidden from the front page: Praying Doesn't Help.
Now that you are finished reading that, please read eugene's reply (and the correlating parent makes a good point).
Way to not only have a GREAT point, but the added michael zinger made me laugh so hard. Way to brighten my day, eugene
Well.... (Score:2)
SuiteSisterMary had an interesting JE [slashdot.org] on this topic a while ago. Personally, I'm uncomfortable with religious ideas that focus on what gets done for _me_ rather than what I need to do.
I wish I had time to go on about this article.. (Score:2)
(From a scientific perspective, the effect of "good vibes" on terminal people is well established; while a Positive Mental Outlook won't cure cancer, the connection between a happy mind and happy body is apparent.)
I wonder why Sengan got canned after everyone hated him, but they leave Michael around...
Re:I wish I had time to go on about this article.. (Score:2)
I'm surprised no one has made the obvious point. (Score:2)
For the sake of argument, let's grant that the afterlife is a better place. Here's a scene from God's office:
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[ring ring]
God: I knew you'd call.
Praying Person: God, please protect the soul of Bob Jones as he has his surgery and make it as successful as it can be.
God: Jones? Lessee, got his file right here...ok, right, gotcha, no problem. Thanks for praying.
Praying Person: Amen...(click)
God picks up the phone.
God: Reaper! How's it hangin, Bud? Listen, tap Bob
Re:I'm surprised no one has made the obvious point (Score:2)
Why would God use a phone? The bandwidth pipe to heaven is probably enormous! Why not use the net?
Re:I'm surprised no one has made the obvious point (Score:1)
Because he'd probably end up with the slash-crew running things for him and prayers would result in 500 errors.
Re:I'm surprised no one has made the obvious point (Score:2)
Disclaimer: This post was meant as a joke. I do not know the hearts of the slashcrew, nor whether they have accepted Jesus as their Saviour. I am not their judge.
Re:I'm surprised no one has made the obvious point (Score:1)
You think heaven includes continuing to do IT support? That sure doesn't sound like heaven to me.
Re:I'm surprised no one has made the obvious point (Score:2)
your sig (Score:1)
General Tso, you were a powerful enemy... but your chicken is delictable! --Montgomery Burns
But I remember the quote as being more along the lines of "Oh, General Tso, you were a blood-thirsty foe, but your chicken is delicious!"
Re:your sig (Score:2)
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Re:I'm surprised no one has made the obvious point (Score:2)
I'm with you. It's funny, but I don't know why. Even funnier might have been:
:-D
Re:I'm surprised no one has made the obvious point (Score:2)
I wonder if God's sysadmin has a god complex like the rest of us here on Earth.
Re:I'm surprised no one has made the obvious point (Score:2)
Re:I'm surprised no one has made the obvious point (Score:2)
I have difficulty believing even God himself can keep control of a wiring closet.
Ever wonder how demons get to Earth? They come in through the wiring closets, which in fact are portals to/from hell, designed to be impossible to get to the back of just in case someone finds out.
Re:I'm surprised no one has made the obvious point (Score:2)
So from this, I can extrapolate that my 100,000 sq ft datacenter is either hell on earth, or a MAJOR portal. Appropriately located in NJ I guess.
Re:I'm surprised no one has made the obvious point (Score:2)
Re:I'm surprised no one has made the obvious point (Score:2)
I think in the old days, the communication was supposed to go through saints. You want god to do something, just call up the right saint and he (or she) knocks god on the shoulder and says "Hey man, could you do me a little favour? See, this friend of mine has trouble with her..." etc. But then came Martin Luther and friends, and everyone stopped pestering god, as supposedly, there was nothing they could do a
Re:I'm surprised no one has made the obvious point (Score:2)
Ahhhh. And not hte phycial life either. The spiritual life.
jason
This is bizarre... (Score:2)
Can anyone read this? I can't seem to post.
Re:This is bizarre... (Score:2)
There seems to be some sort of limit to the length of my posts. I can't post this nice long response to this article.
Agreed, -1 Michael (Score:2)
What this study really misses is the emotional/spiritual benefits one might reap from prayer. It also seems to completely miss half of the equation: what about the people who were being prayed for? What do they believe? Were they religious at all? Did they believe that the prayer would help them? Did they know that they were being prayed for? This kind of thing can't be studied under a microsope. But, scientists will try.
What is more interesting though is the largely predictable responses that you
About that -1 michael option. (Score:1)
Slashdot user page : Preferences : Homepage : Exclude Stories from the Homepage : Authors : michael. I don't disagree with the statement that that guy is a tool (how is that for poli-speak, huh?) but there is no need for the moderation option. If you don't like his stories (and he seems to be the legitimate successor to John Katz on that front) then you don't have to see them. If enough people do that he might eventually go away. If you want to rally then put it in your sig (something like: Have you disable
Re:About that -1 michael option. (Score:2)
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Unfortunately, michael is the king of science. If I disclude his stories, I miss something I want.
What I want is a way to turn off his commentary.
Re:About that -1 michael option. (Score:1)
King for a day (Score:2)
If offered the job of /. editor, would you take it? Assume for a minute that Pambst and Pizza would be sufficient pay.
Re:King for a day (Score:2)
Re:King for a day (Score:2)
Re:About that -1 michael option. (Score:1)
My $0.02... (Score:2)
too many variables (Score:1)
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Re:too many variables (Score:2)
This is the real heart of the "religion" debate. Many people try to make
Re:too many variables (Score:1)
"ha! i can't see or hear it, so that proves you're wrong!"
i could never see what was logical about that argument.
Re:too many variables (Score:2)
Brilliant, I love it. Thanks.
Re:too many variables (Score:2)
"i believe in something beyond what we perceive with the senses because a bunch of people with exactly the same senses as mine told each other that it exists and then went on to tell me."
"you make a strong case for its existence."
Well, that's just my perspective. Everyone knows I am a loon.:)
Anyways, a lot of modern science handles things that we can't see or hear quite well...
Re:too many variables (Score:1)
i wouldn't classify my belief in God as the result of others telling me about Him. the reason i can't just instantly convert you to my way of thinking (even if i wanted to, which i don't) is that my reasons have to do with a personal sense. i sense God's presence without the 5 physical senses. i "feel" God's presence. it is a feeling similar to an emotion. it's the same as i can't prove to you that i am in love with my wife. i can show you evidence of my feelings, bu
Re:too many variables (Score:2)
Re:too many variables (Score:2)
I've read a story about how somewhere in Southern America, when Magellan's ships passed the coast on their way around the globe, the indians on the land just didn't see them, as their minds weren't used to seeing such big "boats". Only the tribe shaman saw it, as he was used to seeing weird things, and taught the others to s