BlackBolt's Journal: No Comments.

I think it's awesome that nobody reads my journal, and even less people find it interesting or comment. This is really going to free me up to do some good stuff here, since my very low Nielson ratings afford me an artificial "complete anonymity". I could post the cure for cancer, and nobody would find it for 50 years. I don't actually have to work at this, since nobody cares anyway. Cool!

So here goes:

English is a high-level language, and they suck. They're for girly-men. REAL MEN use low-level languages like grunting.

I have only one thing to say to all you English-using wussies:

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So there.

Re:Umm...

[BlackBolt]

Aaaaarrrrrggggghhhhhh! You ruined my perfect record! You read my journal!

As to your question: No idea, I believe what I typed is Visual Basic.

tips

[turg]

People generally see your journal entries once they have added you to their friends list. The people who write journal entries are the people who are most likely to add friends -- especially people who comment in their journals. To get more people to read/comment your journals, post comments in more journals yourself. The most prolific journal writers seem to develop into a bit of a ring, all reading and commenting on each others' journals (there seems to be about 100 people at the core of this ring). If yo

Re:tips

[BlackBolt]

Oh, jeez. Too late! I've already posted a whole whack of insane babble guaranteed to lose all my friends and leave me alone and pathetic, an old wretched drunkard lying in the ditch at the corner of Slashdot and Spadina. I turn into a complete frothing butthead when Dusty gets my coffee order wrong in the morning, and that's exactly what happened. And I didn't get my change either, evil bastard.

That vpad thing looks cool, are you involved?

vpad

[turg]

vpad. Yep. Want a free one-month trial? I'm one of the first 3 resellers of the Blogware system.

Spadina? Are you in Toronto?

Re:vpad

[BlackBolt]

No, but I know you are, so I'm just making you feel at home. But last time I was there, you gave me a loonie for a coffee, remember? I was the guy with the touque.

pretty funny.

[protogoogoo69]

REAL MEN use low-level languages like grunting.

Actually, REAL men write in MD5 hashes. In order to understand what anyone is saying in MD5, you have to brute force it. But the language takes so long to crack that the native MD5 talkers, who later became known as "code-talkers", had to build massive beowolf clusters in order to decipher what anyone was actually saying. It turns out that these REAL men also had to write the operating systems for which to run these clusters. Thus giving birth to the kernel

Re:pretty funny.

[BlackBolt]

LOL! ROTFLMAO! U R so wikd Funy! Gr8 p0st!

L8R ;-)

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Okay, wait a second - according to your post, evolution seems to be going in reverse... did I just prove it with my response?

I guess talking AOL is a dizeez. D'OH! I'm still doing it!

you made me a fan

[subgeek]

i'm not sure why. why is that?

inane banter doesn't bother me, so even if you start writing some, it's unlikely to drive me away.

i think i chose this journal entry to reply to because of the binary block.

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that is (nearly) what i got from your binary when i converted it to ascii. slashdot altered a few characters. if it said something more, i'm not smart enough to figure it out.