Journal The Turd Report's Journal: The Turd Report 09/07/2003 7
This mornings turd was rather solid. It took a second of pushing followed by the relief of the turd breaking thru to splashdown. The turd was in two peices, the main one was kinda ice-creamcone shaped (at 5") and the other was a mini-turd (at 2.5"). They were both uniformly a generic brown color. I found this to be odd, because the roast beef roll I had has these long strips of lettuce in them that stay intact thru the digestive process; this usually gives the turd a racing stripe of green down one side. The odor was masked by the orange floor cleaner that I had mopped with the previous night. Clean-up was very easy and only took a couple of wipes followed with a wet wipe. I rate this turd an 8.
aolified (Score:1)
THIS11!!!! OMG WTF MORNNGS TURD WAS RATH3R SOLID!!11! WTF IT 2K A SECOND OF PUSHNG FOLOWED BY DA RALEIF OF DA TURD BREAKNG THRU 2 SPLASHDOWN1111!! OMG WTF DA TURD WAS IN TWO PEIECS TEH MANE ONE WAS KINDA IEC-CR3MCONE SHAEPD (AT 5) AND TEH OTHAR WAS A MINI-TURD (AT 25)11!!1 WTF THAY W3RE BOTH UNIFORMLY A G3NERIC BROWN COLOR11!!1! OMG LOL I FOU
way to come back swinging... (Score:2)
That's some big shit (pun intended)
Re:way to come back swinging... (Score:2)
You think you can just shit and shit and shit, then nothing for months and then come back and shit again? NO! You need to explain where the hell you been and how everything has gone, then, and only then, may you shit!
Or soemthing... good to see ya back!
Where I've Been (Score:1)
Good to hear from you again (Score:2)
Re:Good to hear from you again (Score:2)