tiled_rainbows's Journal: Most disturbing Slashdot posts of all time!

This was first suggested by Mr_Kcleen in response to the following post by AEton complaining about how his isp's anti-virus filters won't let him email his mum:

Seriously, I go to email my mom, and I use the subject "ILOVEYOU" or "I love you", and instead of delivering the message, it gives me a nasty SMTP response whining about viruses or something.

So I change the title to "Baby, this love is virus-free. Won't you be good to me?"

Which made me laugh. Mr_Kcleen mentioned the goatse guy and "the guy who keeps posting links about having sex with dolphins" (don't know about that one - I'm new here) as possible contenders.

Please let me have your nominations!

NB: I generally read this at work, so please don't post anything non-work safe without fair warning. Cheers.

Re:anagrams

[Fred Ferrigno]

You neglect the very likely possibility that his name is not in the anagram server's dictionary. Ronald, Roland, and Arnold are the only proper first names that appear on the list (well, Erwin), as are several potential last names. Just playing the odds*, I'd guess his first name is Roland, leaving his last name to be some non-English anagram for "bitwise".

* Try these google searches: roland [google.com] (4,440,000), ronald -reagan [google.com] (2,050,000), and arnold -schwarzenegger [google.com] (1,570,000).

Re:anagrams

[Fred Ferrigno]

I have got to change my username to Dr. Forefinger.

Re:anagrams

[tiled_rainbows]

Yup, I'm Roland Bitwise. Damn.

Re:anagrams

[tiled_rainbows]

What a fantasitic site! But no, my name is not on the list. It obviously doesn't have a comprehensive list of proper names. The poster below also overlooks the possibility that I could be "Edwina Bristol". That sounds plausible, and very English, doesn't it?

Re:anagrams

[mindriot]

Hmm. Brian Tod Lewis sounds almost good...

Re:anagrams

[tiled_rainbows]

Just found out, if I use my middle name, i can become "a jism-stained blower". Nice.

Re:anagrams

[bakert]

Well your middle name is James then. Which means conjectures that involved a middle name were wrong. Roland James Bitwise. Like it.

(On a completely unrelated note when did they start this stoopid 20 seconds to post after hitting reply rule?)

Re:You're new here?

[muirhead]

Being new is only half the problem.
What about all those future posts we can see yet?

Re:You're new here?

[tiled_rainbows]

Hence my opening it up to nominations.

I've got the winner

[spuke4000]

You want the most disgusting post? Well here you go [slashdot.org].

hard pressed

[Mandrake]

there are a ton of really vile posts that have come across over the years...

I'm thinking you'd be hard pressed indeed to find one that was 'the worst'

I'm thinking the ascii goatse one would have to at least be in the top 10 though.