Ralph Malph Alpha's Journal: YO, THA INNANET ROCKZ

Did you know that?

I just wen on a virtual tour of CANADA, and you know what I saw? I saw CANADIAN FAGGORTZZ running around smoking canadain cockpipe. That;s a lameass country you got there, you homogaysexuals.

neighbors to the north my ass. go home, stay home, and cry yourselves to sleep. god save the queen, you bitches.