este's Journal: Patent pending.....

I'm calling dibs on this.....

My Cousin Rico is probably one of my favorite "people" to hang out with. Unfortunately, every time we do kick it, I get insatiable munchies. It's the only drawback, really (I don't even want to hear about learning problems, memory, or lung cancer).

Well, they say necessity is the mother of all invention. Well, I -need- to stop snacking so much. I'm liable to get way fat.

Enter Munchie Shake.

I don't know what it is, or how it works, but this thing would be awesome. A delicious shake (no, not like the Slim-Fast shit, I wouldn't lie about "delicious" like that), that not only contains "special enzymes" to control hunger, but also cures cottonmouth! (note: I say "special enzymes" because I have no fucking idea what they are. Yet.)

I know I could probably make a billion dollars off of such a product, but I'd be content just having it for myself.....it's either that or I start excersizing......