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Punk Walrus's Journal: EVA Reduced into simple terms

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I have always thought Evangeleon was one of the longest and dullest sci-fi anime series that ever messed with my head. My friend, Mark Mandolia, phrased it thusly:

From the THEM Reduced Anime Archive:
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Shinji
I have no spine.

Rei
I have no personality.

Asuka
I have no humility.

Misato
I have no responsibility.

Gendou
I have no morals.

Director
I have no ending.

Audience
Oh my gosh! This is the best anime we've ever seen!

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