JJ's Journal: WMD grief

I have to admit that I am exasperated about the amount of grief in the media and from foreign type friends of mine (bloody Kiwis!) over the USA not finding any WMDs in Iraq yet.

        Let me put it this way: I'll play the previous Iraq government in a game of hide and seek and here are the ground rules.
                1) I need to hide 60 liters of biotoxins (more than enough to kill the population of Europe and the USA). That's approximately the volume of 15 carry-on bags (what my ex-wife travels with.)
                2) I also have to hide 5 nuclear weapons, roughly 5 more carry-ons.
                3) Thanks to the French, Russians and Germans, I have excellent radar and know exactly when your low-level surveillance satelittes are overhead. Ditto your surveillance planes.
                4) I have an area the size of California, with the population of New York to hide these 20 carry-ons in. I have near absolute power over all aspects of construction, administration and economics.
                5) I have $5 billion to excavate tunnels with, hide sites, buy potemkin materials and move these 20 bags around.
                6) You have four months to find one bag.
Go !!