FortKnox's Journal: Is realignment possible?

Here's an interesting (satirical) look at a new realignment for football that'll give you a giggle.

Good for non-football fans, too (which is why I didn't use my 'football:' subtag)!

Alignment based on mascot, not location.

BTW - quit arguing in the 'france changes email' JE. Sick of getting slashdot messages about it :-P

Easy fix

[jawtheshark]

quit arguing in the 'france changes email' JE. Sick of getting slashdot messages about it :-P

Delete the entry: stops the discussion immediately.

Re:Easy fix

[bubblegoose]

If he's complaining now, what was it like a couple of months ago with the HOF entry?

Re:Easy fix

[jawtheshark]

Remember: he was wise enough to turn off messaging back then. So he didn't get any messages.

This is hillarious

[M.C. Hampster]

I like the "Criminal" division. It's cool because, for the Raiders, it describes not just their mascot, but their fans too! *ducks*

Re:This is hillarious

[Keith Russell]

...it describes not just their mascot, but their fans too!

By that standard, the Eagles should be in the Criminal division! (Jail in the basement of the Vet. LOL!) Does anyone know if they left room for a lockup in Lincoln Financial Field? :-)

Re:This is hillarious

[M.C. Hampster]

By that standard, the Eagles should be in the Criminal division!

Unfortunately, it also describes just about any fans of any sports franchise that wins their respective championship.

Re:This is hillarious

[leviramsey]

Right, but the Eagles haven't won a championship in decades (ever?)...

Hey!

[Otter]

That would work in baseball, too! Let's see how that would work.

Uh, what the hell is a "Dodger"?!?

Re:Hey!

[johndiii]

Hmmm... I imagine it depends on whether or not the Dodger is artful.

Baseball (first crack)

[sulli]

Okay, the leagues aren't balanced. Comments welcome.

NL
--

Tough Guys:
Giants
Pirates
Athletics
Braves
Dodger s

Professionals:
Brewers
Royals
Astros
Marin ers

Geographic Locations and People From Them:
Rockies
Mets
Phillies
Indians
Yankees

AL
--

Religious Figures:
Padres
Cardinals
Angels
Devil Rays

United Colours of Baseball:
Reds
White Sox
Red Sox
Blue Jays

Teams That Once Played, Now Play, Or Will Play, In The Washington, DC Metro Area:
Twins
Rangers
Orioles
Expos -> Senators

The Animal Kingdom:
Diamondbacks
Cubs
Marlins
Tigers

-

There ya go!

[Otter]

;-)

...stupid lameness filter...

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Bite me!

[Xerithane]

BTW - quit arguing in the 'france changes email' JE. Sick of getting slashdot messages about it :-P

Aside from the one guy who is making up shit about France being the second most widely used language, it's been a fun discussion.

I love it

[sulli]

But how are the Saints criminals? Change the New England team to USA PATRIOTs and move them to the Criminals division. Also I am amused by the placement of people in the NFC and animals in the AFC (though that may be a reflection of the conferences' fans).

Re:I love it

[Surak]

Read your history books.

Heh.

[Surak]

The most interesting feature of the realignment is the inclusion of the Saints in the 'Criminals' conference. :-P

Those who don't get that are referred to their history books. I will say no more. :)