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Journal Cock Cockwood's Journal: Vladinator, your family is deformed and repulsive.

None of them have a redeeming quality to them. They're easily the most putrid collection of retarded mongrels I have EVER seen in my life. Take for instance, this bloated sack. That's Linda, and she looks like the fucking Grinch That Stole Christmas. Notice how The Grinch is balding. That is hilarious and sickening at the same time. Double chin, cokebottle glasses. What a filthy slag. Beyond repair, destined to work the rest of her life in that "temporary" garment factory job. Good thing you belong to a union, cunt. Deeee-formed.

Oh, look at this! It's vladinator's fat sister! LOL! It looks like the Michelin tire mascot, only real! While girls of that age are usually pretty tiny, this one packs on the pounds and weighs as much as a stubby college sophomore football player! Better keep feeding her those Johnsonville Bratwursts! She's a female spitting image of Scott Lockwood in every way. It's got the tits of Lockwood, the gut of Lockwood, the fat head, the chin that barely exists, and yes, a one inch cock. Check out that pot belly. Deeee-formed. Still, I wouldn't bar the possibility that Lockwood, a known pederast has had his way with this miniature version of himself. The many ways that narcissism is manifested has continued to astound me over the years.

Well, how cute. If your eyes are not bleeding yet, you're looking at a picture of Linda and Linda Junior ogling the litte human turd Marticock! LOL! Check out the gut on that kid, it's pretty unnatural. Doctors would probably recommend liposuction for health reasons.

Here we have "Staramama" and "Starata" making plans for their Marticock stew. Yeah, okay. Lockwoods can't even use good pet names for their deformed collection of turd family, so they come up with dumb fucking crap like "Staramama". Oh man, just another insight into the pathetic world of Lockwoodytes.

Oh god! Now we come to the grand finale, Marticock. Notice the resemblence to Cock Lockwoodyte. Lacks the chin. Slimy. Caked in blood. Poor eyesight. Fat. Clearly destined to become as big, if not an even worse of a failure than his father. What an ugly little bastard. Good job vladinator, it's your fault he's going to be a bottomfeeder like yourself.

P.S. your wife's image is worth 1,000,000 words and needs no caption because it SPEAKS FOR ITSELF. Strictly the dregs.
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