Roto-Rooter Man's Journal: First post!

Please clear the spider egg sacks and the pus out of that hairy cunt.

Last time I fucked you, afterbirth and maggots fell out on my dick.

I think I see some termites munching on a petrified fetus skull in there.

-> Yo slut, it's time for a DEEP DOUCHE. <-

Yeah you should really pour some Drano down in there. Get that thick crust off the sides.

It's bad to keep tampons in that long. Four months -- that's too much.

Get in there and DOUCHE that vulva, honey.

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(The above was my first Slashdot post. I still repost it on occasion, because, let's face it: THE BATTLE FOR A CLEAN VAGINA NEVER ENDS.)