coed.jpg's Journal: Feed my Ass (Jack in the Box)

"Feed my Ass (Jack in the Box)"
(To the tune of "Man in the Box" by Alice in Chains)

Ah, ah ah ah, ah ah ah, ah ow.
Ah, ah ah ah, ah ah ah, ah ow.

I like Jack in the Box
Orderin' some shit
Won't you Jumbo-size it?
(Fries, yeah...)

Feed my ass!
(Potato wedges!)
Seasoned fries!
(Deny the veggies!)
Eat anything that's fried!
(The greasy dredges!)
Feed my ass!
(My veins are closing!)
SHUT!

Ah, ah ah ah, ah ah ah, ah ow.
Ah, ah ah ah, ah ah ah, ah ow.

I'm a dog who eats meat.
Meat that's mixed with shit!
Enchirito Grande!

Graaaaaa-ayayayde K meat!
(Fecal soy-beef!)
Crap that even dogs won't eat!
(Nachos BellGrande!)
Makes your heart no longer beat!
(Cardio-Rito)
Feed my ass!
(My fucking huge-ass)
BUTT!

Ah, ah ah ah, ah ah ah, ah ow.
Ah, ah ah ah, ah ah ah, ah ow.