The WIPO Troll's Journal: Why Do They Reject My Submissions!? (1.2)

WHY DO THEY REJECT MY SUBMISSIONS!?

By J. Wipo Troll, Esq., $Revision: 1.2 $

• 2001-01-01 14:47:56 WIPO Troll cums on CmdrTacos children (articles,news) (rejected)
• 2001-01-01 15:01:41 Hemos Sucks on ESRs Withered Penis (articles,patents) (rejected)
• 2001-01-01 15:07:28 How do I clean up a huge pile of feces? (askslashdot,aol) (rejected)
• 2001-01-01 15:13:08 WIPO Troll Patents Crotch Hair (articles,patents) (rejected)
• 2001-01-01 15:19:27 WIPO Troll Patents Crotch Hair (UPDATE) (articles,patents) (rejected)
• 2001-01-05 11:55:05 CowboyNeal rapes CmdrTacos anus (articles,news) (rejected)
• 2001-01-05 12:06:55 Why did CowboyNeal rape CmdrTacos anus? (askslashdot,news) (rejected)
• 2001-01-05 12:13:30 I am the Goatse.cx man, by CmdrTaco (books,slashdot) (rejected)
• 2001-01-05 12:21:55 I CUM ON YOUR FACE (articles,x) (rejected)
• 2001-01-05 12:28:27 Motherfucking bastards fuck you fuck your shitty s (articles,x) (rejected)
• 2001-01-05 12:33:59 Slashdot sucks the turds from my ass-hairs (articles,x) (rejected)
• 2001-01-05 12:42:06 Interview with the Goatse.cx man (interviews,bug) (rejected)
• 2001-01-05 12:47:39 WIPO rapes Hemos sister (articles,aol) (rejected)
• 2001-01-05 12:52:49 Reject this story, you fuckfaced geeks!! (yro,censorship) (rejected)
• 2001-01-05 13:00:06 Hahah reject this one too!! (yro,censorship) (rejected)
• 2001-01-08 01:31:33 How do I shave my crotch? (askslashdot,news) (rejected)
• 2001-01-08 01:36:36 Does CmdrTaco eat Dog Testicles? (askslashdot,news) (rejected)
• 2001-01-13 05:21:38 Turds, Diarrhea, and Fecal Japan (articles,slashback) (rejected)
• 2001-01-13 06:23:33 I raped Hemos puckered anus (radio,apache) (rejected)
• 2001-01-13 22:46:36 Fuck you fucking fuckers up your fucking asses!! (yro,news) (rejected)
• 2001-01-14 22:16:41 Why does WIPO Troll like feces so much? (askslashdot,toys) (rejected)
• 2001-01-14 22:21:51 Will CmdrTaco ever come out of the closet? (askslashdot,slashdot) (rejected)
• 2001-01-14 22:27:11 Step-by-step guide to sucking your own penis (science,privacy) (rejected)
• 2001-01-15 07:17:50 I want a handjob from that JenniCam girl (features,pilot) (rejected)
• 2001-01-21 03:15:46 skfsjytdrwtvasdiwudwquskfsjytdrwtvasdiwudwquytefwk (articles,news) (rejected)
• 2001-01-21 07:12:20 Jon Katz shoved up WIPO Trolls ass (features,science) (rejected)
• 2001-01-21 10:16:12 Jon Katz escapes, shoved up ass again (articles,science) (rejected)
• 2001-01-21 10:23:48 . a dot for your website (yro,quickies) (rejected)
• 2001-01-21 12:45:33 WIPO Troll patents the eating of crotch hairs (bsd,patents) (rejected)
• 2001-01-21 13:03:48 Slashdot.org renamed to SUCKDOT.ORG (radio,slashdot) (rejected)
• 2001-01-21 14:10:42 WIPO Troll spews feces onto Front Page (articles,news) (rejected)
• 2001-01-21 21:32:42 WIPO Troll beaten to death by Network Vigilante (yro,privacy) (rejected)
• 2001-01-23 03:03:13 Taco fired from Andover for Slashback embarrassmen (articles,news) (rejected)
• 2001-01-25 06:04:53 CmdrTaco sucks RMSs crotch hairs (articles,news) (rejected)
• 2001-01-25 06:10:03 CmdrTaco used as sex slave by ESR (articles,news) (rejected)
• 2001-01-25 06:15:16 Roblimo ate Timothys balls! (and crotch hair) (articles,news) (rejected)
• 2001-01-25 06:24:41 WIPO Troll fucks CmdrTaco with penis, dildo (radio,privacy) (rejected)
• 2001-01-25 06:30:33 Do zoophiles go to hell? (askslashdot,x) (rejected)
• 2001-01-25 06:37:44 I stroke my cummy cock at thee (articles,news) (rejected)
• 2001-01-25 06:43:29 Heres Fecal Japan in your eye! (science,spam) (rejected)
• 2001-01-25 06:51:02 CHECK THIS SUPER COOL TURD OUT!!! (articles,news) (rejected)
• 2001-01-25 06:57:04 I wanna fuck Alyssa Milanos tits (articles,news) (rejected)
• 2001-01-25 07:03:26 Or I want some Alyssa Milano **PORN** (articles,news) (rejected)
• 2001-01-25 13:42:27 CmdrTaco, Hemos discovered licking goat balls (articles,news) (rejected)
• 2001-01-26 02:45:08 FUCK FUCK FUCK CROTCH HAIRS FUCK FUCK (apache,php) (rejected)
• 2001-01-26 04:50:31 Crotch Hair Grooming Secrets Revealed (books,apple) (rejected)
• 2001-01-26 07:09:24 WIPO Troll beaten to death by CmdrTaco, Hemos (articles,news) (rejected)
• 2001-01-26 23:00:55 Trolls to fill your Q with shit (articles,news) (rejected)
• 2001-01-27 04:57:37 I took a dump on Paters face (articles,slashdot) (rejected)
• 2001-01-27 05:03:48 I Took another dump on Paters face (articles,slashdot) (rejected)
• 2001-01-27 05:10:36 Ewww, I think Pater likes this (articles,slashdot) (rejected)
• 2001-01-28 01:56:52 This Q sucks anus hairs (articles,news) (rejected)
• 2001-01-28 05:28:40 Plastic.com trolled, goes down in flames (radio,slashdot) (rejected)
• 2001-01-28 06:23:42 alcgewiryt32;r.wbgtd79p iuycfge.lirf87e tfl.alcgew (articles,news) (rejected)
• 2001-01-28 08:12:29 VALinux licks my crotch hairs (articles,news) (rejected)
• 2001-01-29 16:28:22 Who stole my crotch hairs!?!? (askslashdot,netscape) (rejected)
• 2001-01-31 01:32:28 Crapflood? (articles,news) (rejected)
• 2001-01-31 02:36:02 WIPO posting at -1, beats Malda to death (radio,slashdot) (rejected)
• 2001-12-06 17:47:57 Taco-snotting orgy kills 4, injures 11 (articles,news) (rejected)
• 2001-12-06 20:47:51 Taco-snotting REVEALED (articles,news) (rejected)
• 2001-12-06 21:19:33 More snotting of the Tacos! (articles,news) (rejected)
• 2001-12-06 23:14:46 I like little boys, like CmdrTaco! (articles,news) (rejected)
• 2001-12-08 20:09:36 WHY R U LEAVING THIS PENDIGN (articles,news)
• 2001-12-08 22:45:25 Kuro5hin returns! (features,ie) (rejected)
• 2001-12-09 03:20:19 Vehix.com sued by Apple over infringement (articles,news)
• 2001-12-13 07:02:37 Burp (articles,news) (rejected)
• 2001-12-15 10:12:26 Crap! (articles,news) (rejected)
• 2001-12-15 23:22:31 On Taco-Snotting 1.13 (features,slashdot) (rejected)
• 2001-12-19 05:07:41 Monty Python and the Holy Taco (articles,slashdot) (rejected)
• 2001-12-20 08:12:28 WIPO Sodomizes little Children! (articles,patents) (rejected)
• 2001-12-21 11:55:59 WIPO Shoves CmdrTaco into Anus, Film at 11 (features,slashdot) (rejected)
• 2001-12-24 13:27:16 Snotty Snot, Snot and more S N O T (developers,news) (rejected)
• 2001-12-26 19:19:42 Christmas sucks, Taco. How about yours? FUCK YOU. (articles,news) (rejected)
• 2001-12-27 01:41:20 REJECT THIS OR DIEEEEE IN YUOR SNOT (features,programming) (rejected)
• 2001-12-30 06:29:00 Kuro5hin WIPOed by Troll Gangs, film at (articles,slashdot)
• 2001-12-30 21:25:41 CmdrTaco castrated in freak kitchen accident (articles,news)
• 2001-12-30 21:32:14 WIPO wants sex with you. GOAT SEX! (yro,debian) (rejected)
• 2001-12-30 21:45:49 Reject this or we cut off your MICROPENIS (developers,privacy) (rejected)
• 2001-12-31 00:01:10 Circle-Jerk Catastrophe Kills 8, Injures 36 (science,quake) (rejected)
• 2001-12-31 02:01:55 Yay! Youre rejecting my shit again! (articles,news)
• 2001-12-31 02:35:41 Sims anus explodes, covers YRO page in feces (yro,news)
• 2001-12-31 03:05:13 Slashdot: Linux Zealot Circlejerk, or GNU Suckfest? (articles,gnu)
• 2001-12-31 03:21:08 CmdrTaco caught licking toejam from CowboyNeal (articles,slashdot)
• 2001-12-31 03:27:07 Would you reject this, please? Ill suck your cock! (articles,quickies)
• 2001-12-31 04:39:37 SHOVE MY ANUS FULL OF MAN BEEF!!! (articles,privacy)
• 2001-12-31 06:56:51 OK, shove Tacos anus full o beef then!! (articles,humor)
• 2001-12-31 07:23:07 Why does my scrotum look broken? (askslashdot,privacy)

Summary:

• pending (12)
• rejected (75)

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Revision 1.2 2001/12/31 22:01:46 wipo

Added six stories (pending: 12, rejected: 75).

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• The URL of this document is <http://slashdot.org/journal.pl? op=display &uid=267426 &id=3275>

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