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Journal Big_Ass_Spork's Journal: HOW TO MAKE IT WITH HAMSTERS

HOW TO MAKE IT WITH HAMSTERS

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hamsters! Are you fed up with seeing pretty rodents scampering by and
not knowing what to say to them? Do you wish you could walk up to ANY
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- Opening lines that work like a dream,

- A simple rule that will double your number of pets,

- How to instantly become more attractive to small mammals,

- Be confidant and at ease in any situation,

- How to get hamsters to pick you up!

- How plain men can easily get dates with gorgeous gerbils,

- How to make hamsters fancy you without even trying,

- How to maintain an amazing and enviable pet life,

- And much much more.

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Now things couldn't be better and I see a different species every
night of the week."

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Name _______________________ Address _________________________________

__________________________________________________ Postcode __________

Send to:

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BT19 6UP.

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