iabervon's Journal: The missing "cheese" scene

"Frodo, where can Gandalf be? He should be here by now."
"It seems odd that he'd disappear on a ten minute walk. Wait, do you think he meant 'Bree', with two 'e's?"
"But that's a third of the way to Rivendell! And there's a perfectly good inn right here in Hobbiton!"
"But I don't think Gandalf likes soft cheese. I think he wanted us to leave the Shire."
"Leave the... hey, look at that big guy in a black cloak. I wonder if he'd like some cheese."