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Journal by Captain Splendid on Wednesday April 18, 2012 @04:09PM

Dick Clark isn't dead, because Dick Clark can't die. They just ran into some temporary problems during a scheduled reboot.

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by Jeremiah Cornelius (137) writes:

Don Cornelius.
(That's what they call me, in Madrid.)
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    by Jeremiah Cornelius (137) writes:
    
    Got a friend who always refers to "Ray Chuck".
That's a Feature not a Bug (Score:1)

by WillAffleckUW (858324) writes:

Being a hologram is a feature for an artist in music nowadays.
Watch me shake and shimmy, Johnny, I'm going for the Gold!
I can't lie (Score:2)

by stoolpigeon (454276) * writes:

when I saw he had died, I was a little relieved I wouldn't have to see him on tv any more. Last new years my kids freaked out when they saw him.
Unfortunately ... (Score:2)

by damn_registrars (1103043) writes:

There aren't any technicians who know to work on this steam-powered pre-Babbage instrument. Might have to recycle it instead.

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