Journal Cock Cockwood's Journal: Trolltalk sucks because of you, Vladinator. 1
You pile of scum! You dastardly bastard! You represent everything
which is socially unacceptable! You condemn the real proletariat,
yet you have been unemployed for months! You're the ugliest self-
consoling perpetual victim ever to have existed! If you lived in
the lovely city of Montréal, you'd be part of the 14% unemployed
demographic! You sack of rotting filth! Your business performs so
poorly that you claim to be unemployed rather than self-employed.
What a heaping mass of gelatin and hot gas! In the United States
Navy for eight years? What happened to those tax-wages, you
walking vagina? Did you spend it all on pornographic video tapes,
cigarettes and cheap blended scotch? You skidmark on the whitey-
tighties of society! Nothing's your fault, is it? Human paraquat!
You're a diseased waste-basket! You have an overweight wife and
son to take care of! Double shifts, delivering pizzas, stocking
shelves, cashiering, attending a gas station, driving trucks,
construction, plumbing. All 'beneath' you. Scumbag. In retrospect,
the latter three occupations clearly require more skill than
you're capable. Should you actually strive for such professions,
your despicable attitude and attention span will make that nearly
impossible. Find X if X + 5 = 13. You don't know, do you,
dipshit? I pity Marticock, he's been brought into the world by
leeches disguised as people. Welfare-collecting socialist trash.
May he be spared the suffering and succumb to cradle death. He'd
be blessed to be afflicted with SIDS.
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Trolltalk sucks because of you, Vladinator.
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