We have already seen that "piracy" (in the IP sense, not in the original meaning of the word) is one of four root passwords to the Constitution. The others are "drugs," "child porn," and "terrorism." It's time to fight fire with fire.
I therefore propose that We the People, in order to secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish these Talking Points:
(1) Lamar Smith gets campaign contributions from drug dealers!
(2) PIPA stands for "Porn Infant Porn for All!" You know it's really bad 'cause it's got "porn" in it twice.
(3) If SOPA passes, the terrorists have won.
None of this actually makes sense, of course, but if we repeat it loudly enough and often enough, it should work.