Shadow Wrought's Journal: Thank you /.!!!

For a return to the April 1st awesome that shows you do still have a sense of humor :-)

Oh frabulous day!

One good thing

[countertrolling]

It doesn't hurt my eyes as bad as last year. But it also explains why the glitches aren't being fixed. Looks like they spent a lot of time on this one.

It's rather half-assed, really

[damn_registrars]

One, it doesn't remember what you chose; if you refresh the front page it all goes back to where it started.

Second - and more important for this crowd - it doesn't have nearly enough options of penis. If we're trying for madlibs we need to acknowledge that growing up we used that word as a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, and possibly even pronoun. Hence it could show up in ... all of the options, and make grammatical sense in at least half of them.

Re:

[RailGunner]

it doesn't have nearly enough penis.

Come over. There's all the penis you could ever want over here, big guy. Raul the House Boy, the resident furry Unicorn Jones... and we've got plenty of lotion.

Re:

[RailGunner]

Come back when you can incorporate at least three of: fisting, hot wax, shibari, penis gags, spiked cock rings, ankle spreaders, vacuum pumps, latex suits, clothespins, safety pins, hypodermic needles, golden showers, scat, body modification, and "take the knot!"

Or as me and my awesome best pal ever damn_registrars call it: "Thursday Night".