Journal Roblimo's Journal: It's Time for Democrats, Liberals, and Other non-Republicans to Buy Guns 25
So there you are, liberaling away, maybe doing a little protest over Wisconsin's Koch-sponsored Governor's attempt to impoverish state employees. And then an assistant attorney general in Indianapolis advocates using live rounds on people like you. Folks, it's time to buy guns -- and to get good at using them, too.
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Good Advice... (Score:2)
Well, I agree with you (Score:3)
But, in general, I've felt that they always should've.
What's with the reruns? (Score:2)
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you creepy
You are entitled to call whatever you want creepy, I guess.
gay
I am not gay. Why you would think otherwise I'm not sure - perhaps it is part of your act; since closeted homosexuals are common amongst conservative bigots?
obsessed
Obsessed with what exactly? This allegation is puzzling but not out of character I guess...
stalker
That makes no sense. I was writing here continuously while you were gone. Had you opted not to bring back your act, you would have never heard anything else from me. On top of that, I write in plen
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I'm honored that I was able to inspire your latest joke this time! I admit, you almost far enough into character that you may have been able to fool someone; but not me. I know you too well! Now maybe after this you can follow up with a piece on how much you hate that damned dirty hippie Noah Webster. After all, he wro
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Wrong moderations applied! (Score:2)
Wrong moderations like that only end up discouraging my friend from continuing his act, which would be a big loss for slashdot. So please, whomever did those moderations, come back and post here to undo them. You can't change them to the
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He's a neo-Ted... Oh wait.. That would mean... Oh no [daylife.com]!!
Logical disconnect (Score:2)
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Way out of line (Score:3)
You are way out of line. How can you sleep at night? I am shocked. Shocked and disappointed in you.
The shotgun is the best Republican defense weapon on the market. Assuming you are using heavy bird shot (and go with birdshot B at least), the penetration through drywall is no where near as forceful as a slug. [boxoftruth.com] If angry Republicans make it into your house, it is tough to beat a 12 gauge for self-defense.
Furthermore, the .22 is no caliber for anything other than practice. Yes, it is affordable. But its rimfire design makes it inherently unreliable in comparison to a centerfire round. Worse, the .22 is simply not capable of creating the necessary hydrostatic shock for dealing with today's GOP terrorist menace.
If purchasing a rifle for Republican security, just buy a rifle. Don't mess around with a crazy pistol carbine. The new model Ruger Mini-14 are much more accurate than the old model with the thin barrel. They are more reliable than the foolishly designed AR models and the M-4 upgrades. The US Armed forced are even going back to the old garand action by reintroducing the M-14 rifle. And yes, the typical patriot would be better off with a 7.62 NATO than the 5.56 NATO.
In short, when dealing with Republicans, bigger tends to be better. The pistol caliber (and get a .357 revolver with a 6" barrel or a .40 S&W automatic or bigger) is useful only to get you to your longarm, be it the trusty shotgun or the patriot's rifle.
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Can you say all that shit with a big, deep, booming radio announcer voice? You know, since you're already reciting their scripts, I figured, what the hell, see if somebody will pay you, like they do with that guy.. what's his name? See, for me, it's kinda like football, it's just not so exciting unless I got some money in it. Pickin' up what I'm putin' down my brotha?
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No. I mean, I understand that you're just spouting gibberish for the hell of it, if that's what you mean.
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Ah.. but you are just spouting somebody else's gibberish, which just happen to be untrue, as per your usual form.. Now either you should be paying royalties to FOX, or getting paid for your performance.. but do try to polish it up a bit. You're not quite ready for prime time yet.
You want stopping power? (Score:2)
People should be buying mass quantities of potatoes and bananas.
Look man, I ain't fallin' for no banana in my tailpipe!
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I agree. Kevlar might stop a .22, but a spud to the chest is going to take down anyone, and leave them there.
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Here you see a fellow freedom fighter <raiding the armory> [youtube.com]