Vladinator's Journal: I was bored...

Without Me - Written by M Mathers / J Bass - Blatently parodied by William Scott Lockwood III

William Scott - Real name no gimmicks

Two slashdot bots go round the outside, Round the outside, round the outside

Two slashdot bots go round the outside, Round the outside, round the outside

Guess what sucks, sucks again, Trolltalk sucks, tell a friend
Guess what sucks, guess what sucks, guess what sucks, guess what sucks,
guess what sucks, guess what sucks, guess what sucks!

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I've created a monster, 'cos nobody wants to write trolls no more they want crap I'm chopped liver
Well if you want crap, this is what I'll give ya A little AV3 mixed with something fecal
Some goatse that will jumpstart the sid quicker Then a troll when I get stalked by the Craiginator
What a cocksucker, AV3 advocating When I'm rocking the sid while he's masturbating
Hey, you trolled this long so stop complaining 'Cos I'm back, the fucking king not abdicating
I know that you're a nut job McPherson But you're never going to be a heterosexual person
So the AV3 won't let me be Or let me be me so let me see
They really ought to take less lsd Now trolltalk's empty without me
So, get a grip, wipe the cum off your lips fuck that Jump back jiggle a hip and wiggle a bit
And get ready, 'cos this is about to get heavy I just the ran the fucking clowns over in my chevy!

Now this looks like a job for me, So everybody just follow me
'Cos we need a little controversy, 'Cos it feels so empty without me

Now this looks like a job for me, So everybody just follow me
'Cos we need a little controversy, 'Cos it feels so empty without me

Little flooders, kids feeling rebellious Embarrassed, their peers not trolling to classics
They start feeling like slashbots anxious 'Til Vlad comes along on a mission all victorious
A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution back the fuck off bots, a real troll
So let me just revel and bask In the fact that I got everyone to jump and gasp
And it's a disaster such a catastrophe For you to be so fixated on my life, you can't stop me
Well I'm back (nana nana nana nana nana) fix your bent antennae Tune it in and then I'm gonna troll into
The sid of your choice like a splinter The centre of attention back as the winner
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling Infesting in your trolls ears and nesting
Trolling, "Attention Please" Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
Here's my 10 cents my 2 cents is free A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?

Now this looks like a job for me, So everybody just follow me
'Cos we need a little controversy, 'Cos it feels so empty without me

Now this looks like a job for me, So everybody just follow me
'Cos we need a little controversy, 'Cos it feels so empty without me

A tisk-it a task-it, I'll go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this and that shit
Craiginators friends, you can get your ass wacked Worse than them little AV3 bastards,
And Warren, you should go Ecuadoran, To get the fuck out if you know what's coming,
You don't know me, you're not too bright, Let it go it's over, nobody reads your shit?
Now let's go, just give me a signal, I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
I've been dope, suspenseful with a pencil Ever since OOG turned himself into a CAVEMAN
But sometimes man it just seems Everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm disgusting But it's just me I'm just obscene
Though I'm not the first king of trolltalk territory I am the worst thing since King GBD
To do some trolling so selfishly And make my enemies feel unhealthy
Hey, there's a concept that works 20 million other Vladinators emerged
But no matter how many sids in the sea It will be so empty without me

Now this looks like a job for me, So everybody just follow me
'Cos we need a little controversy, 'Cos it feels so empty without me

Now this looks like a job for me, So everybody just follow me
'Cos we need a little controversy, 'Cos it feels so empty without me

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Trolls!