fustakrakich's Journal: a "national embarrassment"

Australia's dramatic rise in sternly-worded letters

"Once upon a time, middle-class Australians were able to deal with their angst, frustrations and crippling mental derangements in a much more efficient manner,"

"That being, the act of purchasing a firearm at their local hunting store, and then, pending on background checks, firing it at innocent people before turning it on themselves,"

"Howard has dramatically changed the way our most sociopathic citizens communicate,"

"Gone are the days where they were able to get sufficient attention by simply walking into a department store or playground. They are now left to deal with a web of consumer relations bureaucrats..."