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tomhudson's Journal: [Poll] Underwear - updated 18

Journal by tomhudson
(updated to add user contributions)

My underwear is:

  1. [_] white
  2. [_] beige
  3. [_] beige (it *used* to be white)
  4. [_] brown
  5. [_] brown (it *used* to be white, but one time at band camp CowboyNeal ...)
  6. [_] black
  7. [_] blue
  8. [_] navy
  9. [_] pink
  10. [_] red
  11. [_] cotton
  12. [_] silk
  13. [_] some tacky synthetic
  14. [_] On the floor next to my socks ...
  15. [_] I don't wear underwear, you insensitive b*tch
  16. [_] Being worn by a dog
  17. [_] tasty
  18. [_] mine, but it used to be yours. I'm the clothesline thief.
  19. [_] skidmarked.
  20. [_] striped (they're not skidmarks, that's my story and I'm sticking to it!)
  21. [_] I'm too sexy for my underwear!
  22. [_] something I bought in the '90s.
  23. [_] religious - they're holy!
  24. [_] whatever's on sale in a 3-pack.
  25. [_] broadband - because I need a broad band to hold them up
  26. [_] missing elastic - I'm the cable guy and union rules say we gotta show crack!
  27. [_] hanging around my knees - I'm into saggy pants and hiphop
  28. [_] depends on who's asking
  29. [_] depends - and they're full of **** and ****
  30. [_] Jeremiah Cornelius: I'm a Highlander! Anna 'er's noothin unna thes kelt!
  31. [_] zogger: sweatpants - Switched around.
  32. [_] Eternauta3k: I have to check ...
  33. [_] tgft: for sale - In any condition requested for a price
  34. [_] Someone who wishes to remain anonymous: Under your wife's/girlfriend's/mom's bed!
  35. [_] drachenstern: I admit to a fetish or two ..
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[Poll] Underwear - updated

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  • The kind you don't take home to mother...

    • by tomhudson (43916)

      I think that would depend on who your mother is :-)

      Of course, nowadays people don't even think to ask their parents' approval - not that it ever made any real difference in the past.

  • Actually, I wear traditional "Tighty Whitey" cuts, in tastefull colours. Right now it's a corsair blue. Yesterday, maroon. I have matching undershirts, which I often pair with these. They show at the collar, in the place of the now ostentatious necktie.

  • Reminded me of that Dilbert episode where catbert's test for being a man was being unable to tell what you were wearing without looking :P
  • Switched around..don't even remember, decades now. Noticed how comfy they were in the winter..started using them year round, got used to it. So it is those or no undies, that's it. I only have one traditional "underwear" type garment, a joke "Ho, Ho,ho" christmas santa clause pair MY Gf got me as a hoot. Ya, I wore them..once!

    although I did want to post:

    30 (x)..I steal cowboyneal's undies and make parasails from them to sell to eXtreme sports nuts in the gen X and Y demographic, thou insensitive claude!

  • .. for sale.

    In any condition requested for a price

    • by tomhudson (43916)

      Thanks - it's definitely a missing option - I've fixed it as # 33.

      I used to know someone who made money doing that. People would actually pay for used women's underwear. Go figure.

  • 1. [X] white
    2. [_] beige
    3. [_] beige (it *used* to be white)
    4. [_] brown
    5. [_] brown (it *used* to be white, but one time at band camp CowboyNeal ...)
    6. [X] black
    7. [_] blue
    8. [_] navy
    9. [_] pink
    10. [_] red
    11. [X] cotton
    12. [_] silk
    13. [_] some tacky syn

  • 1. [x] white
    2. [_] beige
    3. [_] beige (it *used* to be white)
    4. [_] brown
    5. [_] brown (it *used* to be white, but one time at band camp CowboyNeal ...)
    6. [_] black
    7. [_] blue
    8. [_] navy
    9. [_] pink
    10. [_] red
    11. [x] cotton
    12. [_] silk
    13. [_] some tacky synthetic

  • Barbie, I added two things you left off ;)

    And normally I wear boxer briefs in various colors. The remainder of the time is left to your imagination, and I won't be explicit. We're all freaks. Get over it.

    -=-

    My underwear is:

    1. [_] white
    2. [_] beige
    3. [_] beige (it *used* to be white)
    4. [_] brown
    5. [_] brown (it *used* to be white, but one time at band camp CowboyNeal ...)
    6. [X]

    • by tomhudson (43916)

      33. [_] tgft: for sale - In any condition requested for a price
      34. [_] Seriously? you left this off the list?

      I know - it's probably the best one on the list. That's why open-source polls are so good (ewww - I just got a mental image of the double-entendre)

      • GAH! You must've misunderstood what I meant by Rule34? Hmmm :\

        Either that or you really got it and that's what the double entendre was all about ...

        Otherwise, please don't make me link to http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Rule+34 [lmgtfy.com] ... :p

        Anyways, the poll is cute, so I'll overlook it ;)

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