smittyoneeach's Journal: Made of pure AWESOME

So, Ben Carson is now the first black presidential candidate in history to have his college records investigated by media.
Even otherwise reputable conservative blogs are getting sucked in.

Twitter thread of pure WIN

[damn_registrars]

I love the giant collection of typos from people who may - or may not - be trying to make a point. I was laughing so hard I couldn't read all the way through.

Thank you for the light moment at the end of the week.

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[smittyoneeach]

Thus, you know precisely the point being made here, and why. Tool.

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[damn_registrars]

Well being as I can't find a single meaningful source anywhere that suggests anyone actually cares about Carson's college transcripts, it would seem that the point is that Carson has a rabid following of uninformed supporters.

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[smittyoneeach]

By that logic, since you can't find dispositive evidence that Carson's not a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania, he might also be Dr. Frankenfurter's brother, amIright?

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[damn_registrars]

Are we in the same discussion here? My point is that the first tweet appears to have been made up out of nothing. The second point is that all the tweets that followed it were marginally coherent nonsense. I'm not the one making stuff up, here.

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[smittyoneeach]

. . .appears to have been made up out of nothing

That is the most simple, honest possible appraisal of #OccupyResoluteDesk that one might obtain anywhere, yes.

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[damn_registrars]

Haven't you gotten tired of the strategy where you resort to attacking the other team when your argument falls apart? You could have just said

oops>

Or said nothing at all. You got trolled by someone with a fake "story" and it caught you up in the excitement. Just take your lumps and move on.

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[smittyoneeach]

You got trolled by someone with a fake "story" and it caught you up in the excitement.

By the way, this has the ring of you confessing your understanding of what a lousy bunch o' munches the codpiece media, the rest of the Left, and you look like over this Carson effort. I remember I day when I thought you losers might have a point.

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[damn_registrars]

You got trolled by someone with a fake "story" and it caught you up in the excitement.

you look like over this Carson effort

Being as you are getting excited over a non-existent "effort", the rest of your claim falls a bit flat. I don't care enough to look up who the first author was but at this point I'm wondering if he was actually trolling the Carson supporters.

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[smittyoneeach]

No, the trollee was clearly the dirty diaper known as Politico. Carson skeptics fell right in.

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[fustakrakich]

Well hell, he damn near claims to be Norman Bates' second cousin. I don't believe that is a requirement for the job, or even a very good qualification. I would like to see his Jack Nicholson impression develop while locked up in a capsule on a mission to Mars.

If he wins, every press conference will be an ad for glyonutrients...

With the people the GOP is running, their message is, *yes, we are crazy, just vote for the crook on the other side of the trough... (and to d_r) Your friend Hillary, is actually our

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[smittyoneeach]

Whereas if Her Majesty wins, it's all Brawndo.

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[fustakrakich]

That means nothing. She's on your side.

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[smittyoneeach]

Dude. If she means nothing, then what difference, at this point, would her choice of "sides" make? Your statement is kinda contradictory.

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[fustakrakich]

No, what you said means nothing. The GOP, through their theatrics, is saying *Vote for Hillary*. Though you deny it, you all are on the same side.

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[smittyoneeach]

As you say, Pontius.