Specifically, connect up accelerator to brakes pedal, while making the brakes switchable on with the right position of ignition.
That's how the new Ubuntu UI feels like. The idiots killed the "menu" button and moved all the other window buttons to the right side.
Just to make transition from Windows easier for new users, for sure.
Luckily: gconf-editor; apps -> metacity ->general; button_layout: menu:maximize,minimize,close
the fix works instantenously.