damn_registrars's Journal: Can This Save The Kevlar Kandidate?

While his poll numbers are in free-fall, the Kevlar Kandidate may need a miracle to save himself from complete irrelevance. He recently mentioned that he might support completely and utterly destroying our nation for no good reason, which might or might not help him. However, he might look just ever-so-slightly-less-stupid with that now that the border patrol recently caught a Canadian swimming in to the US.

If that doesn't work, he is soon planning to give a speech attacking working people across the country.