I was just stunned to learn today that I have 5 fans on slashdot. It was just shocking. I must have said something witty along the way to get this loyal throng of followers. I don't know what it was. Must be something in the water.
It's also funny that I found this out on the same day that I had a comment moded down to a -1 as flamebait. I think that might have been my first.