Journal YourMissionForToday's Journal: The "Dear Dr. Fuck" Series 5
Hello friends. YourMissionForToday here. My buddy peepoh and I have decided to start a new trolling series, entitled 'Ask Dr. Fuck.' It will appear in this journal (and of course across many Slashdot threads) every week. Here is the first, assembled approximately two weeks ago:
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Dear Dr. Fuck,
The other day, when I was pleasuring my anus with a cactus stem, I accidently cut myself down there and now my dirt box is quite infected. It really hurts when I poop! What should I do? I've been giving myself daily hydrogen peroxide enemas, and although the searing pain is exquisite, my cuts don't really seem to be getting any better. What should I do?
Sincerely,
Bleeding Rectum in Phoenix, AZDear Bleeding Rectum,
Cactus stem fetishization has come along way since the "Barrel Cactus Boys" made it famous in the Tijuana of yesteryear. But it's a dangerous world out there, and that's why you should always sand down the cactus needles before sticking them up your ass. Otherwise, you could get rabies, AIDS, or tiny gnomes that live in your pee-pee hole and yank off your ballhairs while you're trying to sleep.
If you have been having unsafe sex with a cactus, I suggest you consult with a physician immediately.
Yours,Dr. Fuck
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I hope everyone enjoys this exciting new troll series as much as I do! Please post your comments below!
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