Journal Dagmar d'Surreal's Journal: OpenSSL 0.9.7
Yessir, there's nothing more fun than upgrading a crypto library you haven't looked at in six months and then logging out, only to watch the machine slowly grind down to runlevel 3 because every bloody piece of the desktop was explicitly linked against libssl.so.0.9.6.
(The above is depressive free prose, this is a journal entry after all.)