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  • You're in luck! Not only did they have a recipe for macaw, it was for a Double Cheeseburger.

    • Just out of curiosity, do you have any idea who I am? I have a weird feeling that you think I am someone else...

      • Just out of curiosity, do you have any idea who I am?
        Yup, you're 'Barbarian Queen', user id 1329161.

        I have a weird feeling that you think I am someone else...

        Yes, I think you may secretly be a super-intelligent lab rat [wikipedia.org] with World Domination plans.

        ...

        OK. Serious answer: I don't know if you're someone else or not. However, I do know based on your limited posting that you look like someone worth paying attention to. I liked your analogy, and the joke about stealing the novocaine, and the macaw thing

        • >> Just out of curiosity, do you have any idea who I am?
          > Yup, you're 'Barbarian Queen', user id 1329161.

          Smartass...

          Yes, I think you may secretly be a super-intelligent lab rat with World Domination plans.

          So close, and yet so far [wikipedia.org].

          you look like someone worth paying attention to

          Your standards are low.

  • Some friends had adopted a dog from a shelter. Some time later, the shelter called and asked them how they liked the dog. "It was delicious. May we have another?" His description of the shocked silence that followed is priceless.

    And no, they hadn't actually eaten the dog. He's getting old, but still barks at me whenever I visit - and then comes to have his ears rubbed.

    • "It was delicious. May we have another?"

      More fried rice please.

      • More fried rice please.

        You want some Brussels sprouts with that?

        • Uh, no.

          Excuse me while I go hurl at the thought.

          • One would think that a barbarian queen would have a stronger stomach than that. Brought down by a lowly sprout... :-)

            • Brought down by a lowly sprout

              That's nothing. You should see me deal with spiders. Fortunately a war hammer is a good spider riot-suppression device.

              'sprouts are ok I guess, but there's a whole hell of a lot better stuff out there than those, especially if you're gonna put 'em on a cheeseburger.

              • Overcooked Brussels sprouts == nausea. Otherwise, they are good.

                Spiders... These days, I mostly do live and let live with the spiders. Wasn't always the case, though. Back when I was six or seven, my dad had brought a transformer home from some kind of project - basically a ten or fifteen pound chunk of iron. I though that it would be a good thing to use to get rid of the spider web in the corner of the garage. So I dragged it over there, lifted it up, and dropped it through the spider web. Onto my f

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