Journal Rob T Firefly's Journal: Grand Theft Auto: The Text Adventure
You are on a generic city street.
There are pedestrians here.
There is a car here.
> STEAL CAR
You force open the door of the car, pull out the protesting owner,
and sit in his place. The victim gesticulates angrily at you from
outside the car.
You are in a car. There is a rap song playing on the stereo.
There are pedestrians here.
There is an angry car-theft victim here.
> DRIV CAR
I don't know how to DRIV.
> DRIVE CAR
You put your foot on the gas pedal, and the car moves forward.
You are in a moving car. There is rap music playing on the stereo.
There is traffic here.
There are pedestrians here.
> CHANGE STATION
You change the radio station.
You are in a moving car. There is country/western music playing on
the stereo.
There is traffic here.
There are pedestrians here.
> KILL PEDESTRIANS
What would you like to kill the pedestrians with?
> KILL PEDESTRIANS WITH CAR
You deliberately drive over some of the pedestrians. Their horrific
screams of panic and anguish drown out the radio. Their broken
bodies fly off in various amusing directions. Other pedestrians flee
in terror at the carnage-laden sight, while still others ignore the
situation entirely.
You are in a moving car. There is country/western music playing on
the stereo.
There is traffic here.
There are pedestrians here.
> CHANGE STATION
You change the radio station.
You are in a moving car. There is talk radio loaded with subtle
social commentary playing on the stereo.
There is traffic here.
There are pedestrians here.
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