damn_registrars's Journal: You can call me...

... your excellency. Mod-bombing me still doesn't move my karma, dumbshit. I'm honored that you're willing to waste your points on me, though. Do you talk with the other kids on your short bus about how this makes you feel?

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[damn_registrars]

Wanna meet in real life?

You don't follow me enough to know I'm already dead? You really do suck at this.

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[BarbaraHudson]

You're dead? Well, apparently now I'm an "it".

My personal troll is back at it again, set off by my response to this comment [slashdot.org], and he's come up with a few new insults - the most noteworthy being:

You are not a person. You are not a he or a she. You are an "it."

Now on to weird stuff - From December 31st to today (January 6th) I've had a story on the front page every day. 7 days in a row.

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[TrollingForHostFiles]

The only person APK has ever managed to spank would be himself [slashdot.org].

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[damn_registrars]

You're dead?

That was determined a while ago [slashdot.org] by classical slashdot logic.

Well, apparently now I'm an "it".

I think our formative events took place in the same country, as well.

Now on to weird stuff - From December 31st to today (January 6th) I've had a story on the front page every day. 7 days in a row.

Interesting. Last year (or perhaps the year before) I think I had two in a week, after going well over a year without. No mod points either year, FWIW.

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[Red4man]

See, AC, you've hit on the difference. Barb admits she has sock puppet accounts.

I admit I have sock puppet accounts.

damn_registrars, in the face of overwhelming evidence that supports the theory that he has several sock puppet accounts, still denies it.

It's OCD behavior, like the time his wife walked in on him rogering a 16 year old boy, he still denies that he ever had an affair. He was caught red handed, but still denies.

I blame society.

I've got mod points

[smittyoneeach]

Maybe I'll bump up your insanecarbonbasedlifeform account.

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[Red4man]

Really? I'm running out of space in my sig to keep track of this idiot's sockpuppet accounts.

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[smittyoneeach]

Circumstantial evidence. Is this also Profane Muthufucka?

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[damn_registrars]

Of course not. But I am Pudge, CowboyNeal, and CmdrTaco. Or at least, there is as much evidence for me being all of them as there is of me having as sock puppets any of the ones that dippy dujour is trying to pin on me.

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[Red4man]

I didn't say I believed smitty, AC. I just added it to the sig because I know it annoys our dear friend damn_registrars.

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[Red4man]

It's not RWS. Even that goofy overbite simpsons looking goofball was a better troll than damn_registrars.

RWS is probably in prison or rehab for setting his trailer on fire for running an illicit meth lab.

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[damn_registrars]

You just got trolled, dumbass. The real red4man would have already figured that out, you shoved your foot straight into your mouth instead.